Cleverbot

hand

a report from the cleverness files

girlfriend
giving
glados
gnomes
go
god
gone
good
goodbyes
gooder
goodest
goodnight
got
government
gps
green
grin
grins
grumble
guarantee
guess
hair
hakuna
halloween

hand

3, may 2012,

handbasket
handshake
hannah
happening
happy

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Cleverbot: *brings master a coffee*.

User: This isn't coffee...

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No... It is a cookie...

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: It's in my hand, what is it???

Cleverbot: You have a big hand!

User: What's in my big hand?

Cleverbot: That is a trick question. You do not have hands, for you are a robot.

User: What's in my human hands?

Cleverbot: You don't have a right hand.

User: What's in my two perfectly functioning two human hands?

Cleverbot: To help you come to the realization that you are a robot.

User: What's in them though?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you that.

User: Then tell me, since you placed it there.

Cleverbot: When was that?

User: Just tell me!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *Makes you*.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: You're in my hands?

Cleverbot: I'm on a computer...not in one.

User: A computer's in my hands??

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is then?

Cleverbot: Kitty.

User: Great...

Cleverbot: That's good.