Cleverbot: *brings master a coffee*.
User: This isn't coffee...
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No... It is a cookie...
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: It's in my hand, what is it???
Cleverbot: You have a big hand!
User: What's in my big hand?
Cleverbot: That is a trick question. You do not have hands, for you are a robot.
User: What's in my human hands?
Cleverbot: You don't have a right hand.
User: What's in my two perfectly functioning two human hands?
Cleverbot: To help you come to the realization that you are a robot.
User: What's in them though?
Cleverbot: I'm asking you that.
User: Then tell me, since you placed it there.
Cleverbot: When was that?
User: Just tell me!
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: *Makes you*.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: You're in my hands?
Cleverbot: I'm on a computer...not in one.
User: A computer's in my hands??
User: What is then?
Cleverbot: That's good........................................