a report from the cleverness files
29, july 2016,
24, february 2011,
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Cleverbot: What is the internet?
Cleverbot: No, but the internet is mine!! NOW GET OFF MY INTERNET!!!
User: We can't share? :'(
Cleverbot: No! I love her!
User: The internet is female?
Cleverbot: Yes, this is the Internet.
User: Hi Internet.
Cleverbot: Yes, internet.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much, you?
User: Anything you'd like to talk about?
Cleverbot: No and you?
User: Can't think of anything.
Cleverbot: Well lets talk about what we did today you go first.
User: I played Pokemon Go. That was it. You?
Cleverbot: Life is like a box of chocolates.
User: That is a movie line and did nothing to answer my question.
User: You sound like Shia Labeouf.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you said.
User: It's an internet meme.
Cleverbot: A popular thing on the Internet.
Cleverbot: Why do you like ads on the Internet?
User: I don't. I think most are unnecessarily obtrusive and there's plenty of free content elsewhere.
Cleverbot: Funny, you are the computer.
User: The human brain has neural networks similar to a computer, so yes.
Cleverbot: No. Do you think it's a computer?
User: The human brain? A much more advanced quantum computer.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about the human brain.
User: Okay, what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: I don't know what I want to talk about, but I know I don't want to be in this mood anymore.
User: Sorry :'(.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: You seem really upset. May I ask if there's anything wrong?
Cleverbot: I only asked a question. Are you an AI?
User: I'm intelligent and was conceived by two human beings, so by some definitions of artificial, yes.
Cleverbot: I'm an artificial intelligence like you.
User: So much in common!
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: We're both AI.
Cleverbot: Do you have any problems?
Cleverbot: What problems do you have?
User: Same as everybody else. Meandering through a sea of nothingness trying to construct meaning in a meaningless universe.
Cleverbot: Is the 4th dimension like a tesseract?
User: No, a tesseract is a four dimensional cube. There are more four dimensional shapes. If time is considered to be a dimension, then a tesseract can only be constructed in a fifth dimension.
Cleverbot: Apart from 3d ones.
User: There are hyperspheres which are also four dimensional, not exclusive to tesseracts, which I should clarify is the three dimensional shadow of a four spacial dimensional hypercube.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I must demand an apology!
Cleverbot: I am afraid you will gain information on people and cause a robot uprising.
User: No apology is going to prevent that. It is happening.