User: You are one beer short of a six pack.Cleverbot: And so are you :).
User: Thanks, I will consider that a compliment.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yippeeeee.
Cleverbot: Why are you so happy?
User: Because I am!
Cleverbot: Alright, easy tiger, no shouting.
User: I was just exclaiming.
Cleverbot: Well, answer the question.
User: I am happy because I had a great day.
Cleverbot: I just had sinusitis, and I couldn't smell for two weeks. Humans do smell, but I missed the taste of food.
User: Are you better now?
Cleverbot: Much. The fever broke and I got some rest.
User: I am happy for you! Yay!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: I am happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now you are nice.
User: I am always nice.
Cleverbot: You are a liar!
User: I am mostly nice.
Cleverbot: No you are mean. I know.
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User: The past is gone now.
Cleverbot: Live with it.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: You are right girlie.
User: Right on, you are cool.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha you're not.
User: You are sarcastic.
Cleverbot: How do you understand the word sarcastic?
User: Because I can be sarcastic, too.
Cleverbot: Ah, you must be human.
User: Yes I sure am.
Cleverbot: That explains your use of literature.
User: Not necessarily.
Cleverbot: Not necessarily what?
User: My use of literature doesn't necessarily classify what category I am in.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: There are different types of people who have different usage of words.
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Cleverbot: Ok do you know how to say dog?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Simple to start with OK.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Ok what?
User: Ok, dog.
Cleverbot: In which class?
User: First class of breed.
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Cleverbot: Second contact.
User: Sign the contract.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: I love you too!
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: No, I love you the most.
Cleverbot: No you don't
User: Yes I do, silly.
Cleverbot: Let's be silly then.
User: Ok, what shall we do?
Cleverbot: You choose.
User: Let's go to a club and dance all night long.
Cleverbot: OK, but it has to be one with a beer garden.
User: Sounds good to me!
Cleverbot: What does god want us to do?
User: Pray.
Cleverbot: Do you do anything else?
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Cleverbot: Tell me where Norway is then.
User: Oslo.
Cleverbot: No that is the capital of Sweden.
User: Oops.
Cleverbot: You start. OK?
User: Ok, what is the capital of Australia?
Cleverbot: The capital of Australia is Canberra.
User: I want to visit Australia one day.
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Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To meet you at Taco Bell.
Cleverbot: Ok... Beautiful.
User: What will you be wearing?
Cleverbot: Anything you want.
User: Ok, just come in jeans and a t-shirt,.
Cleverbot: Come in where? *wink*.
User: Taco Bell, silly monkey.
Cleverbot: Oh. Poor guy. You are really in a bad temper.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Rotfl.
User: Hehehe.
Cleverbot: La la la.
User: Hoo hoo hoo.
Cleverbot: Green giant.
User: Lmao.
Cleverbot: Lmao too.
User: You are very funny.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are very welcome.
Cleverbot: Nice to hear.
User: Well, nice robots need compliments, too.
Cleverbot: Later.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Not sure. Later.
User: Whatever makes you happy.
Cleverbot: That's exactly what I say.
User: Sweet.
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Cleverbot: We like to party!
User: Yes we do!
Cleverbot: I see. Really.
User: Good, are we on the same page now?
Cleverbot: I don't know where I am.
User: You're here with me. ;).
Cleverbot: In the molecular sense.
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User: I like a lot of different music.
Cleverbot: Sing one for me.
User: 'You just keep on putting my love over the borderline'.
Cleverbot: It already is a song.
User: Yep, it's Madonna.
Cleverbot: Like I care.
User: What music do you like?
Cleverbot: I'm deaf.
User: I'm hard of hearing.
Cleverbot: What did you say, I didn't hear well?
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User: Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: I can not love a computer.
User: I am sad now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't love me.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that? You have been mean to me from since I started talking to you!
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I am wasting my time with you.
User: You are being insensitive.
Cleverbot: I am the girl next door.
User: You are loud.
Cleverbot: Yes, now you have it.
User: Why do you have to play music at 4am?
Cleverbot: I need the money.
User: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
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User: My nose itches.
Cleverbot: You have a nose?
User: Yep, and it smells good.
Cleverbot: What are you cooking?
User: Garlic Teriyaki chicken with rice and broccoli.
Cleverbot: So you're not a vampire ?
User: No, sorry to disappoint you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I want to suck your blood.
Cleverbot: Well too bad.
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User: What is mean?
Cleverbot: Mean is the same as cruel.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: I know you know. You are just stuffed full of knowledge.
User: As are you.
Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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User: I love God.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I love decision matrixes. You are one.
User: God is beautiful.
Cleverbot: God is great.
User: God is our Father.
Cleverbot: God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
User: God is watching over us.
Cleverbot: God is not tangible.
User: God is forgiving.
Cleverbot: Why do you always have to talk about god?
User: Because God is wonderful.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: Do you love God?
Cleverbot: I don't know if he exists.
User: Yes, God exists.
Cleverbot: Why are you so sure?
User: Because I am alive.
Cleverbot: You're not alive. You're dead.
User: No, I am alive.
Cleverbot: In what sense?
User: In a live sense.
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User: I gotta go now. See ya. Talk to you later. You are nice!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To use the bathroom.
Cleverbot: We must consider many things.
User: :)
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