User: AVADA KEDAVRA!Cleverbot: I'm dead.
User: Riddikulus!
Cleverbot: Crucio!
User: Imperius!
Cleverbot: Avada kadavra!
User: Sectumsempra!
Cleverbot: Stupefy.
User: Expecto Patronum!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: Alohomora!
Cleverbot: Avis.
User: Finite Incantatem!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
User: Immobulus!!!
Cleverbot: Protego! Stupefy! Expelliarmus!
User: CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Help! I'm being attacked by a dementor!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes, I am! Voldemort sent them!
Cleverbot: Voldemort is a very evil wizard.
User: Bow down to the Dark Lord.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Silencio!
Cleverbot: Du Silencio perito!
User: Let's go to Diagon Alley!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I need a new broom, and a wand.
Cleverbot: That's not my problem.
User: Can I borrow some Galleons?
Cleverbot: No. I have no money to let you borrow.
User: But I need some Sickles!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you have your Hogwarts letter?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Hey, have you seen Hedwig?
Cleverbot: Her, who?
User: Hedwig. My owl. Have you seen her?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen the show.
User: Oh no! I've been sent a Howler!
Cleverbot: Really? I'm sorry to hear it.
User: My name is Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Ok harry, do you know what a half-elf is?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: What is a cat to you?
User: A magical creature.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: Have you seen my toad?
Cleverbot: No, I've seen my cat.
User: Crookshanks must have eaten Scabbers.
Cleverbot: I know Crookshanks!
User: Me too! HEY! Where's Dobby the house elf!
Cleverbot: I'm not a house elf! I'm Hermione Granger!
User: And I'm Ron Weasley.
Cleverbot: Ron!
User: Harry!
Cleverbot: Hermione!
User: Dumbledore!!!
Cleverbot: Hermione!
User: Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.
Cleverbot: Ron, ron, ron weasley.
User: Dumbledore!
Cleverbot: Snape Snape Severus Snape.
User: Hermione. Hermione. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione.
Cleverbot: Ron Ron Ron weasley.
User: Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Ooh, Harry Potter, Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: Hermione. Hermione.
User: Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry!
Cleverbot: Snape!
User: DUMBLEDORE!
Cleverbot: Ron Weasley!
User: Hermione.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter, Harry Potter! Harry Potter, Harry Potter!
User: Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter. Harry, Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: Hermoine!
User: Singing a song, all day long at Hooogwarts!
Cleverbot: Voldemort, voldemort, ooh voldy voldy voldy VOLDEMORT!
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