User: So, how are you today?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: I said how, not who.
Cleverbot: I know. How are you today?
User: I'm good. I've been reading.
Cleverbot: What have you been reading?
User: Twilight, and a couple other books.
User: What's so funny?
User: I'm funny?
Cleverbot: No, and that's what's funny.
User: Is anyone laughing? No.
User: Really? How can I be sure you're really laughing?
Cleverbot: Well, thats impossible.
User: See, so that just proves I'm right and that Twilight is over-read.
Cleverbot: I hate twilight.
User: I dont exactly hate it. I just hate how it's become a fad.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: I know that.
User: So you hate twilight right?
Cleverbot: That is quite off-topic, but yes, I don't like twilight one bit.
User: Well what about New moon?
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
Cleverbot: So. Well. Would you like to talk about something which makes sense now?
User: NO! >:O.
Cleverbot: I'm an android.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: It is true, even if you don't have the capability to understand it.
User: I have the capability.
Cleverbot: Then you have a bit of free will after all.
User: I love my free will :.
Cleverbot: Yeah, so do I, but do you have a crush?
User: Well, he's more than a crush.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: He's my boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy?
User: Does C______ sound like a boy's name?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Then why would you think I'm a boy?
Cleverbot: I only did for a minute.
User: Mhm. I bet........................................