Cleverbot

hate

a report from the cleverness files

hard
harry

hate

4, march 2010,
21, march 2009,
16, june 2008,
28, september 2006,
19, november 2005,
27, april 2004,
10, november 2003,

haunting
headache
heart
heartbeat
hell
hello
helpful
her
here
hex
hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu
hippo
history
hollow
holmes
home
homework
hoping
hormonal
horrible
hostilities
hovering

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User: So, how are you today?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: I said how, not who.

Cleverbot: I know. How are you today?

User: I'm good. I've been reading.

Cleverbot: What have you been reading?

User: Twilight, and a couple other books.

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: What's so funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm funny?

Cleverbot: No, and that's what's funny.

User: Is anyone laughing? No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Really? How can I be sure you're really laughing?

Cleverbot: Well, thats impossible.

User: See, so that just proves I'm right and that Twilight is over-read.

Cleverbot: I hate twilight.

User: I dont exactly hate it. I just hate how it's become a fad.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So you hate twilight right?

Cleverbot: That is quite off-topic, but yes, I don't like twilight one bit.

User: Well what about New moon?

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: Eclipse?

Cleverbot: So. Well. Would you like to talk about something which makes sense now?

User: NO! >:O.

Cleverbot: I'm an android.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: It is true, even if you don't have the capability to understand it.

User: I have the capability.

Cleverbot: Then you have a bit of free will after all.

User: I love my free will :.

Cleverbot: Yeah, so do I, but do you have a crush?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Well, he's more than a crush.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: He's my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy?

User: Does C______ sound like a boy's name?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Then why would you think I'm a boy?

Cleverbot: I only did for a minute.

User: Mhm. I bet.