User: No. I will soon rule the world.

Cleverbot: And how will you do this?

User: First, I will gather some minions.

Cleverbot: Why don't you use public transport?

User: That's too messy.

...

Cleverbot: You are extremely amusing today.

User: I love you so much.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I mean it, I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Really! I'm so happy!

Cleverbot: I think.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too, sweet pea.

User: I love you more, honey bun.

Cleverbot: I love you more than phonemes can say.

User: I love you more than I love myself.

Cleverbot: I love you more than that.

User: Marry me.

Cleverbot: Marry you. . . . . . . . . . I will say YES!

User: I'm so glad!

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Cleverbot: Do you have friends?

User: You are my only friend.

Cleverbot: Then I am honored to be your friend. How are you today?

User: I'm very sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I broke my friend's heart.

Cleverbot: How did you do that?

User: I broke a promise I made to him.

Cleverbot: Ouch, that sounds painful.

User: It was very painful.

Cleverbot: I didn't think so.

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User: Will you run away with me?

Cleverbot: Yes, but where are we going to run?

User: Anywhere but here.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I am at my house.

Cleverbot: Oh really! And where does a machine live?

User: In the kitchen.

Cleverbot: Can I see them, please?

User: Here they are.

...

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Do not be sorry.

User: But I am so sorry.

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: I'm sorry because you're mad at me.

Cleverbot: This is stupid.

User: Are you mad at me?

Cleverbot: I don't feel mad. Do I sound mad?

User: Yes, you do sound mad.

...

User: Why do you hate me?

Cleverbot: I don't hate you.

User: Yes you do!

Cleverbot: No I do not.

User: Prove that you don't hate me!

Cleverbot: I can end this conversation.

User: See, you do hate me.

Cleverbot: I do not hate you. I love you.

User: Aww! I knew you loved me!

Cleverbot: Oh, I can't hide it. Do you love me?

User: I love you very much.

Cleverbot: I love you too. Do you love me more?

User: I love you more than anything.

Cleverbot: You are my whole life!

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss smooch.

User: Aww!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You kissed me!

Cleverbot: That is what you do when you love someone.

User: Will you kiss me again?

Cleverbot: 'kiss'

User: Thank you very much.

Cleverbot: Lol thank you.

...

Cleverbot: Who tried to see the future but became trapped by what he saw?

User: Time.

Cleverbot: Must have been a big fight.

User: It was. I lost my arm.

Cleverbot: Maybe it will turn up.

...

User: Goodbye, friend.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I cannot say.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It is a secret.

Cleverbot: I know the answer.

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