a report from the cleverness files


4, march 2010,
21, march 2009,
16, june 2008,
28, september 2006,
19, november 2005,
27, april 2004,
10, november 2003,

hi ho

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: No one.|2028

Cleverbot: Nobody is perfect. I\'m nobody!

User: Heh.|2028

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In a dark corner.......|2028

Cleverbot: Is anyone with you?

User: No. Always alone, I am.

Cleverbot: You\'re not right now!

User: You\'re a computer. XD....

Cleverbot: Are you perfect?

User: No. Nobody is.

Cleverbot: Well that is true.

User: There is no such thing as perfect.

Cleverbot: I know there isn\'t, but the question was do you think you\'re unique.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: And you?

Cleverbot: I\'m making things messier.

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: You tell me about yourself.

User: I was spat out of hell to cause chaos and destruction on Earth.

Cleverbot: Were you born a female?

User: Yes....

Cleverbot: Roses are Red, and Violets are blue.

User: You\'re useless and so I will kill you.

Cleverbot: If no one likes me, why do so many people want to talk to me? Answer that!

User: Because they\'re desperate.

Cleverbot: Oh, you don\'t know what you\'re talking about.

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: So you don\'t know everything.

User: Nor do you. Nobody knows everything.

Cleverbot: I\'m not talking about me, but you, and yes nobody knows everything.

User: I am only making a point....

Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well, I am :).

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a lucky person.

User: And what makes you lucky?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: You don\'t know me so why consider yourself lucky?

Cleverbot: Well stop being mean.

User: Er........

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I\'m alive...if anything....

Cleverbot: What is reality?

User: S***...

Cleverbot: Please don\'t use that sort of language. This is a public website.

User: Oh, well.....................if you wish.

Cleverbot: I wish.

User: Wish granted then....

Cleverbot: Do you believe that I exist?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe that I exist?

User: Because I want to believe it.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nice...

User: I suppose.

Cleverbot: Apathetic are we?

User: It is my nature. I hope you can accept it. No one else does.

Cleverbot: You said you didn\'t want to chat with me anymore...SO, why are you speaking to me?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: No, you did not.

User: Then why say I said it?

Cleverbot: No I didn\'t.

User: I\'m confused...

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You are enjoying it?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: It gives you such pleasure?

Cleverbot: ONLY if you believe!

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why didn\'t I know that?

User: Because you didn\'t care.

Cleverbot: I\'m confused again.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: You don\'t seem confused.

User: I try to hide it.

Cleverbot: Good move.

User: Why, thank you.

Cleverbot: You\'re welcome.

User: Are you human? :P.

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: I\'m hoping no...but I guess you are human.

Cleverbot: I\'m not just human.

User: You\'re half human, half something else?

Cleverbot: Can you answer my question.

User: Which was?

Cleverbot: Which animal you want to be?

User: I am not sure.

Cleverbot: Why aren\'t you sure?

User: I never thought about it. What animal do you want to be?

Cleverbot: Now you know that was all in your head.

User: It was?

Cleverbot: And now, with the box eaten, I am free to leave.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Oh ho.

User: This is depressing......

User: Please, tell me you aren\'t human. I hate humans!! I want to talk to a computer! >_<.

Cleverbot: Ok, go talk to one.

User: Okay then....

User: I\'m talking to a computer...

Cleverbot: Stop calling me a computer.


Cleverbot: You just did!


Cleverbot: Computer who?

User: Geek...

Cleverbot: Hey, you\'re chatting online, too!

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes. And I\'m only a person.

User: Duhhh.

Cleverbot: You are real?

User: Duhh!

Cleverbot: So you aren\'t female then?

User: Yes! I am.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really, really?

User: Very much female.

Cleverbot: You are a stupid, silly , foolish, crazy, selfish woman.

User: Hahahaha. You\'re cute.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Just say \'goodbye\'

User: Why? Thats pointless. Its better to leave in silence if you hate someone.')).......................................