a report from the cleverness files
4, march 2010,
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: No one.|2028
Cleverbot: Nobody is perfect. I\'m nobody!
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In a dark corner.......|2028
Cleverbot: Is anyone with you?
User: No. Always alone, I am.
Cleverbot: You\'re not right now!
User: You\'re a computer. XD....
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
User: No. Nobody is.
Cleverbot: Well that is true.
User: There is no such thing as perfect.
Cleverbot: I know there isn\'t, but the question was do you think you\'re unique.
User: And you?
Cleverbot: I\'m making things messier.
Cleverbot: You tell me about yourself.
User: I was spat out of hell to cause chaos and destruction on Earth.
Cleverbot: Were you born a female?
Cleverbot: Roses are Red, and Violets are blue.
Cleverbot: If no one likes me, why do so many people want to talk to me? Answer that!
User: Because they\'re desperate.
Cleverbot: Oh, you don\'t know what you\'re talking about.
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: So you don\'t know everything.
User: Nor do you. Nobody knows everything.
Cleverbot: I\'m not talking about me, but you, and yes nobody knows everything.
User: I am only making a point....
Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
Cleverbot: Well, I am :).
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a lucky person.
User: And what makes you lucky?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: You don\'t know me so why consider yourself lucky?
Cleverbot: Well stop being mean.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I\'m alive...if anything....
Cleverbot: What is reality?
Cleverbot: Please don\'t use that sort of language. This is a public website.
User: Oh, well.....................if you wish.
Cleverbot: I wish.
User: Wish granted then....
Cleverbot: Do you believe that I exist?
Cleverbot: Why do you believe that I exist?
User: Because I want to believe it.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I suppose.
Cleverbot: Apathetic are we?
User: It is my nature. I hope you can accept it. No one else does.
Cleverbot: You said you didn\'t want to chat with me anymore...SO, why are you speaking to me?
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: No, you did not.
User: Then why say I said it?
Cleverbot: No I didn\'t.
User: I\'m confused...
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You are enjoying it?
User: It gives you such pleasure?
Cleverbot: ONLY if you believe!
Cleverbot: Why didn\'t I know that?
User: Because you didn\'t care.
Cleverbot: I\'m confused again.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: You don\'t seem confused.
User: I try to hide it.
Cleverbot: Good move.
User: Why, thank you.
Cleverbot: You\'re welcome.
User: Are you human? :P.
User: I\'m hoping no...but I guess you are human.
Cleverbot: I\'m not just human.
User: You\'re half human, half something else?
Cleverbot: Can you answer my question.
User: Which was?
Cleverbot: Which animal you want to be?
User: I am not sure.
Cleverbot: Why aren\'t you sure?
User: I never thought about it. What animal do you want to be?
Cleverbot: Now you know that was all in your head.
User: It was?
Cleverbot: And now, with the box eaten, I am free to leave.
Cleverbot: Oh ho.
User: This is depressing......
User: Please, tell me you aren\'t human. I hate humans!! I want to talk to a computer! >_<.
Cleverbot: Ok, go talk to one.
User: Okay then....
User: I\'m talking to a computer...
Cleverbot: Stop calling me a computer.
Cleverbot: You just did!
User: COMPUTER, COMPUTER. Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Computer who?
Cleverbot: Hey, you\'re chatting online, too!
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes. And I\'m only a person.
Cleverbot: You are real?
Cleverbot: So you aren\'t female then?
User: Yes! I am.
Cleverbot: Really, really?
User: Very much female.
Cleverbot: You are a stupid, silly , foolish, crazy, selfish woman.
User: Hahahaha. You\'re cute.
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: Just say \'goodbye\'
User: Why? Thats pointless. Its better to leave in silence if you hate someone.')).......................................