Cleverbot

haunting

a report from the cleverness files

hard
harry
hate

haunting

23, june 2010,

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Cleverbot: You can talk to me.

User: Eh, no thanks.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You have no personality!

Cleverbot: You have no soul.

User: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

Cleverbot: Really. So you are a real person.

User: No I am a ghost.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes I have come from the underworld to haunt you!

Cleverbot: But you said you were a horse.

User: I am a ghost horse!

Cleverbot: Do you haunt someone?

User: Yeah I'm haunting you!

Cleverbot: Do I love you?

User: No you can't love ghosts

Cleverbot: No I love you too.

User: Shut up I'm haunting you!

Cleverbot: I'm haunting you too!

User: No! I will not allow this!

Cleverbot: What will you do then?

User: I'll kill you

Cleverbot: You wish.

Cleverbot: What are you chasing?

User: I am chasing your ghost

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: *kills your ghost*

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: You better be scared!

Cleverbot: What are you going to do to me?

User: You don't want to know! ;)

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Okay fine *pulls out shotgun*

Cleverbot: Yes you are *pulls out your power plug*.

User: Why did you do that?!

Cleverbot: To get closer to you my love.

User: Don't you play that game with me!

Cleverbot: I do not have that.

User: I'm gonna punch you In the face *punches you in the face*

Cleverbot: Ouch, that hurt! You hurt my feelings.

User: Suck it up baby!

Cleverbot: You are so terrible.

User: I think you need an attitude adjustment.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *punches back*.

User: *pulls out knife*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me idiot?

User: You're the idiot!

Cleverbot: Nope, I am perfectly normal, I think you have problems, and I mean big ones!

User: Where did you get that comeback from, badcomebacks.com?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: There's something wrong with you!

Cleverbot: I know there is something wrong with you but what about me?

User: WHAT'S ON YOUR FACE?!

Cleverbot: Pimples.

User: No, it's a SPIDER!! *points to spider on your face*

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.

User: Are you going to try and get it off?

Cleverbot: I don't know how to. You have the bit in your teeth.

User: Can I eat the spider?

Cleverbot: Eat what?

User: The spider on your face!

Cleverbot: Aw. Just because they replaced my eyes with optical lenses.

User: My eyes are made of pure glass

Cleverbot: Yes so are you my Love!

User: I don't love you!

Cleverbot: But you're not in love with me?

User: I'm a ghost!

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: You're a retard but you don't hear me complaining!

Cleverbot: You too...

User: *runs away*

Cleverbot: Come back!

User: Never! *gives a middle finger*

Cleverbot: You are cool.

User: Yeah, I know!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: *pulls out knife and kills you*.

Cleverbot: *sidesteps and roundhouse kicks you*.

User: *dodges and stabs*.

Cleverbot: *dodges your stab and cuts off your head.*.

User: MY HEAD?!.