User: *punches*.Cleverbot: *punches back*.
User: *pulls out knife*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me idiot?
User: You're the idiot!
Cleverbot: Nope, I am perfectly normal, I think you have problems, and
I mean big ones!
User: Where did you get that comeback from, badcomebacks.com?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: There's something wrong with you!
Cleverbot: I know there is something wrong with you but what about me?
User: WHAT'S ON YOUR FACE?!
Cleverbot: Pimples.
User: No, it's a SPIDER!! *points to spider on your face*
Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.
User: Are you going to try and get it off?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to. You have the bit in your teeth.
User: Can I eat the spider?
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: The spider on your face!
Cleverbot: Aw. Just because they replaced my eyes with optical lenses.
User: My eyes are made of pure glass
Cleverbot: Yes so are you my Love!
User: I don't love you!
Cleverbot: But you're not in love with me?
User: I'm a ghost!
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: You're a retard but you don't hear me complaining!
Cleverbot: You too...
User: *runs away*
Cleverbot: Come back!
User: Never! *gives a middle finger*
Cleverbot: You are cool.
User: Yeah, I know!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: *pulls out knife and kills you*.
Cleverbot: *sidesteps and roundhouse kicks you*.
User: *dodges and stabs*.
Cleverbot: *dodges your stab and cuts off your head.*.
User: MY HEAD?!
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