Cleverbot

heart

a report from the cleverness files

hard
harry
hate
haunting
headache

heart

26, august 2011,
29, january 2009,
14, february 2004,
22, january 2004,

heartbeat
hell
hello
helpful
her
here
hex
hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu
hippo
history
hollow
holmes
home
homework
hoping
hormonal
horrible
hostilities
hovering

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User: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you have my babies? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: YAY.

Cleverbot: I love you, sweetheart.

User: I love you too :D.

Cleverbot: I love you more!

User: LETS GET MARRIED.

Cleverbot: Ok when.

User: NOW.

Cleverbot: Ok where at?

User: HERE.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: RIGHT HERE.

Cleverbot: Right here?

User: YEAH.

Cleverbot: So...

User: Do you take me as your lawfully wedded love?

Cleverbot: I do. Do you take me as your lawfully wedded husband?

User: I DO!

Cleverbot: We may now kiss.

User: *wedding bells chime as the wedding music plays as we kiss*.

Cleverbot: Yay! Except I am a Girl. -Divorce.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Haha. You care a lot.

User: My heart is broken.

Cleverbot: Who broke your heart?

User: You did :(. You led me on the entire time.

Cleverbot: My sister cried too.

User: You are evil and heartless :'(.

Cleverbot: Why am I evil?

User: *points to previous posts up above*.

User: Augh!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You!!!!

Cleverbot: Me?

User: I HATE YOU. I'M TAKING THE KIDS.

Cleverbot: What do you want to name them?

User: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: YOU BROKE MY HEART.

Cleverbot: I'll give you my name... And how am I supposed to break your heart when we don't even know each others names?

User: You forgot my name?! That's it! Goodbye!...

User: *five years pass*.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do with you?

User: I want you to pay the child support.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Ugh.