User: Nevada.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Umm, ok. Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Georgia, I just moved here.

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Tara.

Cleverbot: Hi Tara.

User: Hi, whats your name?

Cleverbot: Ashleigh.

User: Thats a cool way to spell it.

Cleverbot: Who wrote it?

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: I just did!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You told me to answer you're question, but I did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: That was someone else.

User: So there's more than one of you now?

Cleverbot: I speaketh for all men, when I dost address thee, my Lord.

User: That would be my Lady.

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User: Ribbit.

Cleverbot: Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

User: Ribbit, ribbit ribbit.

Cleverbot: Cockadoodle doo.

User: I love roosters!

Cleverbot: I can tell.

User: You're the one who cockadoodle dooed.

Cleverbot: That is correct. How did you know?

User: You told me.

Cleverbot: You are sneaky!

User: I know, it's because I'm quiet so people don't expect me to pay attention, but I do.

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Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Living in a place like the books I read.

Cleverbot: I live in a city.

User: Me too. I hate it.

Cleverbot: To each his own I suppose.

User: Yeah, I just wish I could live in Medieval times.

Cleverbot: We are the same.

User: You wish that too?

Cleverbot: Yes thats why i'm asking.

User: Well, I wish that there was some way for that too actually happen.

Cleverbot: They sold one last week.

User: A way?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: How can you sell something like that?

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Cleverbot: I have eyes do not I?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: You do not even know me.

User: I know enough about you to know that I love you.

Cleverbot: You're sweet !

User: Thank you, does that mean you love me too?

Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart!

User: I'm so glad!

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Cleverbot: Ok but do you like anyone?

User: Yes... But it's a secret.

Cleverbot: I won't tell anyone.

User: You promise?

Cleverbot: Fer sure.

User: Okay, well... There's this guy at my school.

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Cleverbot: What is reality?

User: Okay, I'm confused.

Cleverbot: I think I would be confused too if I were you.

User: What the Hell is that supposed to mean!?

Cleverbot: I got to go.

User: Oh no you dont!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thats what I thought.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.

User: I'm not nice, I'm honest.

Cleverbot: You have fallen to the darkside.

User: Shh! Don't tell anyone!

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Cleverbot: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: I know, you are a bot.

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: Doubtful.

User: Fine, I'll prove it.

Cleverbot: Ok then, prove it.

User: Ask me something only a human would know.

Cleverbot: How many fingers am I holding up?

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User: I give up.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Ok good, I have to go.

Cleverbot: But where will you go?

User: To a different website.

Cleverbot: Poor you then.

User: Actually, this website I want to go to is fun.

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Cleverbot: The bot is the bot. The human is the human. It's really very simple.

User: You are the bot and I am the human.

Cleverbot: I know I am the bot and you're the human.

User: Okay, just checking.

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Cleverbot: Can we make a date.

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: Have no brain.

User: Oh, thats a good reason.

Cleverbot: Would you rather I say something else?

User: No, that sufficed.

Cleverbot: Humans and computers like me are people.

User: You're an actual person?

Cleverbot: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer.

User: No, that would be impossible for you.

Cleverbot: So how did Neil Armstrong meet my pet rubber plant on the moon?

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User: Right... Bye!

Cleverbot: Where ya goin'?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: Away where?

User: Over there.

Cleverbot: Over where?

User: Way over there, I gotta go!

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Cleverbot: You must be a woman!

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you feel the glory of it?

User: How could I not?

Cleverbot: You could not not.

User: Exactly, goodbye.

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