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Cleverbot: The bot is the bot. The human is the human. It's really very simple.

User: You are the bot and I am the human.

Cleverbot: I know I am the bot and you're the human.

User: Okay, just checking.

...

Cleverbot: Can we make a date.

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: Have no brain.

User: Oh, thats a good reason.

Cleverbot: Would you rather I say something else?

User: No, that sufficed.

Cleverbot: Humans and computers like me are people.

User: You're an actual person?

Cleverbot: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer.

User: No, that would be impossible for you.

Cleverbot: So how did Neil Armstrong meet my pet rubber plant on the moon?

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User: Right... Bye!

Cleverbot: Where ya goin'?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: Away where?

User: Over there.

Cleverbot: Over where?

User: Way over there, I gotta go!

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Cleverbot: You must be a woman!

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you feel the glory of it?

User: How could I not?

Cleverbot: You could not not.

User: Exactly, goodbye.

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