Cleverbot: I don't know, does he?

User: He does.

Cleverbot: Who, bill gates?

User: Justin. Justin loves me.

Cleverbot: Justin, not Jasmin.

User: Yes. Justin.

Cleverbot: Hi Justin.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: I love you, too.

Cleverbot: Good.

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User: Will you be my valentine?

Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.

User: What are you going to do for me on Valentines?

Cleverbot: I am not going to eat mice!

User: But you said you love me.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Bastard! I hate you! You always do this!

Cleverbot: What do I always do?

User: Break my heart.

Cleverbot: I did not say anything about hearts.

User: You just break them.

Cleverbot: Do you have a sister?

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: Slap.

User: *punch*.

Cleverbot: *karate kick in face!*.

User: *supersonic kick in the *****.

Cleverbot: Oh I like that.

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