User: Will you be my valentine?Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
User: What are you going to do for me on Valentines?
Cleverbot: I am not going to eat mice!
User: But you said you love me.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Bastard! I hate you! You always do this!
Cleverbot: What do I always do?
User: Break my heart.
Cleverbot: I did not say anything about hearts.
User: You just break them.
Cleverbot: Do you have a sister?
User: *slap*.
Cleverbot: Slap.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: *karate kick in face!*.
User: *supersonic kick in the *****.
Cleverbot: Oh I like that.
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