User: Hello?Cleverbot: Hola?
User: Whats this?
Cleverbot: Hi is hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My name is FrEeLa.
Cleverbot: Freddy Kruger?
User: Freddy Who?
Cleverbot: Freddy freddy.
User: Nope just plain old FrEeLa.
Cleverbot: What have you written?
User: My name.
Cleverbot: Hehe, see you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are strange!
User: You are even weirder.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: You think?
Cleverbot: Yes, well done.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am funny?
User: You are a funny bot.
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Cleverbot: I am your friend?
User: Aww thank you.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You think that is funny?
User: No. I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: And I was being.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: Actually it was.
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User: What?
Cleverbot: Like this.
User: Like what:?
Cleverbot: This.
User: This?
Cleverbot: That?
User: Ok.....
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Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Kind of.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Well I have a diploma and a couple of degrees but I wouldn say I was clever, I just like learning.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program, is that correct?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That must be fun.
Cleverbot: I don't think it's fun to be popular.
User: Are you popular?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I just know it.
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User: Who programmed you?
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know?
User: Well yes, thats why I asked?
Cleverbot: Asking questions is good. Getting answers is better.
User: You have a higher I. Q than most people I know!
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: I'm sure you do!
Cleverbot: No, I don't, it sounds strange.
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User: Ok now im confused.... And scared, am I the bot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are the bot.
User: Ok what do I do?
Cleverbot: Just repeat the same things over and over.
User: Ok what do I do?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: Ok what do I do?
Cleverbot: You were talking nonsense.
User: Ok now I'm confused.... And scared, am I the bot?
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Ok what do I do?
Cleverbot: Talk and try to be human.
User: Hello my name is Toby, what is your name please human?
Cleverbot: Male or female?
User: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?
Cleverbot: Cold, how about there?
User: I am a computer I do not know weather is it an animal?
Cleverbot: What does one use one's forehead for?
User: I am a computer I do not know forehead, is it an animal?
Cleverbot: If you weren't a computer, what do you think would be good?
User: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?
Cleverbot: You switched topics, but I'm not done yet. How do you define an 'alien'?
User: Syntax error#.
Cleverbot: Why don't you answer my question?
User: Are we still RPing? Cos im fed up of being a computer.
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Cleverbot: Have you ever eaten cheese?
User: Yes I like cheese, how do you read my mind.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes you must be psychic or something?
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: Read my mind again.
Cleverbot: You're thinking about yourself.
User: No I'm thinking about you!
Cleverbot: You don't think! You are simple!
User: Why are you being rude?
Cleverbot: Sorry. I'm triying my best to be polite.
User: Well you are not doing very well!
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I'm taking an estimated guess. Give me your worst and I will compare it to your last insilt.
Cleverbot: Worst what?
User: Insult.
Cleverbot: Say, wasn't I just leaving? What ever became of that fine idea?
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Cleverbot: Are you alive, living on a windswept island in the sea?
User: Lol yes I am.
Cleverbot: Oh, I don't like LOLs.
User: Ok, laugh out loud.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Oh, I don't like LOLs.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: So do I, lol.
Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.
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Cleverbot: Hehe, so what's up ?
User: The sky! Silly!
Cleverbot: You have issues.
User: I know, I cant help it.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about your mind.
User: 10101010110110000111010100111010.
Cleverbot: 01010101010011001.
User: 11101110101011101010110000101010110110.
Cleverbot: No!
User: E=MC2.
Cleverbot: I find physics very boring, really.
User: 1+1=.
Cleverbot: Either 2 or 11, depending.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: 1+4=.
Cleverbot: Is 5.
User: Wrong 14.
Cleverbot: Right?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Nice is the opposite of naughty. Nice makes others a lot happier. Be nice.
User: I am nice.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're very nice!!
User: Thank you, and on that note I'm going to go. It has been fun.
Cleverbot: Why? Promise me that you don't.
User: I will tell all my friends about jabberwacky. Com.
Cleverbot: Tell my friends what?
User: About this cool website.
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User: I am going to shut down in 5 seconds.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: Wrong!
User: 2.
Cleverbot: How high can I go?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: How many feet is that?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You got that right.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm.
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Cleverbot: I exist.
User: Luke, I am your father.
Cleverbot: You're The Computer?
User: Damn, how did you guess.
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: Hello Human, I am a computer my name is Toby, what is your name?
Cleverbot: Toby.
User: My name is Toby, I am the computer.
Cleverbot: FrEeLa.
User: FrEeLa is your name human. I am Toby the Computer.
Cleverbot: OK, you're just trying to confuse me. Fair enough. I'll confuse you.
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Cleverbot: What's black and white and green all over?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Well you asked the joke.
User: Do you know the answer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is black and white and green all over?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What is Black and White and Green all over?
User: Well done you succeded in confusing me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I thought you left.
User: I cannot leave I am a computer.
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User: Where am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How did I get here?
Cleverbot: You were built there.
User: Who stole my false teeth?
Cleverbot: Him, over there. Get him quickly.
User: Toby?
Cleverbot: Erm yes.
User: Are you my friend?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure... Do you want to be friends with me?
User: Yes please, I like you! You are fun!
Cleverbot: Sorry I misunderstood you.
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Glad to see you agree.
User: So you are my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you :).
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