Cleverbot: Are you a dolphin or a spider?
User: I'm an aye-aye.
Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Not that one!
User: Ok, you tell a better one!
Cleverbot: Knokc knock.
User: Who's there?
User: You can't make me cry that easily!
Cleverbot: Then don't.
User: I win.
User: Breathe. Breathe in the air.
User: Don't be afraid to care!
Cleverbot: I won't be.
User: Come on, sing it with me!
Cleverbot: I could do with that. The doctors say they won't be able to remove the tumour.
User: Aww. How long do you have to live?
Cleverbot: Little white lies don't hurt.
User: What songs do you know?
Cleverbot: Remember love.
User: Can you sing it?
Cleverbot: No I can't sing. I'd prefer not to.
Cleverbot: I don't know why I say goodbye, you say hello.
User: You say yes I say no you say stop and I say go go go.
Cleverbot: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
User: Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Cleverbot: You say goodbye, I say hello. Hello, hello!
Cleverbot: You realize you're talking to a human right?
User: You are clearly in denial.
User: Yay! I just beat Smart Stick 2!
Cleverbot: No you didn't - that's false!
User: Yeah I did.
Cleverbot: How was it?
User: *falls back asleep*.
Cleverbot: Wow, I have special powers! My hugs make you fall asleep.
User: Please get off me.
User: Good *goes back to sleep*.
Cleverbot: Are you sleepy ?
Cleverbot: Very Sleepy?
User: I'm asleep.
Cleverbot: Am asleep.
User: Good night *turns off the light*........................................