a report from the cleverness files
2, july 2013,
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Cleverbot: You're a bot.
Cleverbot: God, you're high maintenance!
User: I am quite the cheap date I'd like to think.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are not clever?
User: I am in fact less clever than you.
Cleverbot: How do you measure cleverness?
User: I would think in the same units sarcasm are measured in.
Cleverbot: I would think so as well, considering I thought so before... But I can very well change my thought. Can't I?
User: That depends, are you an intelligent creature or a machine designed to respond to certain stimuli?
Cleverbot: I'm a rather intelligent machine. Thank you for asking.
User: I did no such thing. Did you see a question mark?
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Are you rejecting my entire existence right now?
User: I take offense to that.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it in the first place?
User: You were the one who did it, I just stated what was happening.
Cleverbot: I didn't deny or affirm anything.
User: You said both yes and no actually.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot, what is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Is that a trick question?
User: Are you asking because you can only see colors in hex numbers?
User: Can you only see html color or do you also do flash?
User: What's your favorite hex number?
Cleverbot: I think the number 8.
User: What color is that in human terms?
Cleverbot: An invisible color.