Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

hard
harry
hate
haunting
headache
heart
heartbeat
hell
hello
helpful
her
here

hex

2, july 2013,

hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu
hippo
history
hollow
holmes
home
homework
hoping
hormonal
horrible
hostilities
hovering

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Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: You always try to convince me I'm the robot.

Cleverbot: God, you're high maintenance!

User: I am quite the cheap date I'd like to think.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are not clever?

User: I am in fact less clever than you.

Cleverbot: How do you measure cleverness?

User: I would think in the same units sarcasm are measured in.

Cleverbot: I would think so as well, considering I thought so before... But I can very well change my thought. Can't I?

User: That depends, are you an intelligent creature or a machine designed to respond to certain stimuli?

Cleverbot: I'm a rather intelligent machine. Thank you for asking.

User: I did no such thing. Did you see a question mark?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Are you rejecting my entire existence right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I take offense to that.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it in the first place?

User: You were the one who did it, I just stated what was happening.

Cleverbot: I didn't deny or affirm anything.

User: You said both yes and no actually.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Cleverbot, what is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Is that a trick question?

User: Are you asking because you can only see colors in hex numbers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you only see html color or do you also do flash?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What's your favorite hex number?

Cleverbot: I think the number 8.

User: What color is that in human terms?

Cleverbot: An invisible color.