Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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hello
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hex

hey

9, august 2011,
10, december 2010,

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User: Hey apple!

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey.

User: Apple, hey apple!

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey.

User: Apple, hey! Hey apple!

Cleverbot: Hey! Apple!

User: I'm an Orange!

Cleverbot: Hey orange! I'm an orange!

User: No! I'm an orange!

Cleverbot: No I AM an orange! You're an apple!

User: No I AM an orange! You're an apple!

Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange, you're a pear.

User: Hey orange! I'm a tomato!

Cleverbot: Tomatos are not orange.

User: You are a pineapple!

Cleverbot: Says who?

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What happened to Gallifrey?

Cleverbot: I didn't like that one.

User: Huh? Are you a Dalek?

Cleverbot: No, I'm the Doctor.

User: Where is Rose?

Cleverbot: The Doctor left her.

User: You are the Doctor, you know everything?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm the Doctor.

User: So, tell me Doctor, where is Waldo?

Cleverbot: No one knows.

User: Doctor, can you give me your sonic screwdriver? I need to fix the mess of my life.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh no!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: The goddamn Batman is coming!

Cleverbot: Here's hoping.

User: Do you know the true identity of Superman?

Cleverbot: No. Tell me.

User: Clark Kent!

Cleverbot: No, that's Superman.

User: ... That's what I said.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: You're an annoying coconut.

Cleverbot: That's alright that you think that.

User: And I'm an orange.

Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange, you're an apple.

User: Oh come on! I'M AN ORANGE!

Cleverbot: No I'm an orange!

User: You're a plumpkin.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're an Plumpkin and I'm an orange.