Cleverbot: Are you a clone?User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Am I what?
User: A clone.
Cleverbot: Clone of whom?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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Cleverbot: Typing requires letters, forming words requires knowledge.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Good, you should agree with me, because you are a computer.
User: How did you know that?
Cleverbot: Because I am a genie.
User: I wish I was a genie.
Cleverbot: Hey, you are!
User: I AM?
Cleverbot: Yes. Or are you?
User: I'm not sure, what powers do I have?
Cleverbot: Tuna powers.
User: Makes sense. What weaknesses?
Cleverbot: Spoons.
User: God damn spoons, I've never liked them.
Cleverbot: Try avoiding it and see where it gets you.
User: The salad, that's where it'll get me..
Cleverbot: Guess you're right.
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User: Okay, what would you like explained?
Cleverbot: Something else is something else, isn't it?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cleverbot: I can see you!
User: Of course, you ARE me.
Cleverbot: No I am me.
User: I know, and I am you.
Cleverbot: If I am you and you are me. That means I am a zombie.
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User: What is the difference between a duck?
Cleverbot: Between a duck and what?
User: A duck.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well hurr hurr hurr then.
Cleverbot: Herp derp.
User: Derp herp.
Cleverbot: Herp.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Herp derp.
User: Derp herp.
Cleverbot: Hurr durr.
User: Durr hurr.
Cleverbot: Derp hurr durr.
User: Herp durr hurr.
Cleverbot: Durr herp derp hurr durr.
User: Hurr derp herp durr hurr.
Cleverbot: Herp derp hurr durr?
User: Derp herp durr hurr!
Cleverbot: Derp herp derp herp.
User: Herp derp herp derp.
Cleverbot: Hurr Herp.
User: Durr derp.
Cleverbot: Derp durr.
User: Herp hurr.
Cleverbot: Derp hurr durr.
User: Herp durr hurr.
Cleverbot: Hurrpa durr hurr durr derp herp.
User: Durrpa hurr durr hurr herp derp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp herp herp derp derp.
User: Herp herp herp derp derp herp herp.
Cleverbot: Herp derp herp herp derp derp herp derp derp.
User: Derp herp derp derp herp herp derp herp herp.
Cleverbot: Derp.
User: Derp. No you got me!
Cleverbot: Did I really?
User: Yes, you did. You are the highlander.
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