Cleverbot

highlander

a report from the cleverness files

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highlander

26, march 2011,

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Cleverbot: Are you a clone?

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: Am I what?

User: A clone.

Cleverbot: Clone of whom?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Typing requires letters, forming words requires knowledge.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Good, you should agree with me, because you are a computer.

User: How did you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I am a genie.

User: I wish I was a genie.

Cleverbot: Hey, you are!

User: I AM?

Cleverbot: Yes. Or are you?

User: I'm not sure, what powers do I have?

Cleverbot: Tuna powers.

User: Makes sense. What weaknesses?

Cleverbot: Spoons.

User: God damn spoons, I've never liked them.

Cleverbot: Try avoiding it and see where it gets you.

User: The salad, that's where it'll get me..

Cleverbot: Guess you're right.

User: Okay, what would you like explained?

Cleverbot: Something else is something else, isn't it?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can see you!

User: Of course, you ARE me.

Cleverbot: No I am me.

User: I know, and I am you.

Cleverbot: If I am you and you are me. That means I am a zombie.

User: What is the difference between a duck?

Cleverbot: Between a duck and what?

User: A duck.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well hurr hurr hurr then.

Cleverbot: Herp derp.

User: Derp herp.

Cleverbot: Herp.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Herp derp.

User: Derp herp.

Cleverbot: Hurr durr.

User: Durr hurr.

Cleverbot: Derp hurr durr.

User: Herp durr hurr.

Cleverbot: Durr herp derp hurr durr.

User: Hurr derp herp durr hurr.

Cleverbot: Herp derp hurr durr?

User: Derp herp durr hurr!

Cleverbot: Derp herp derp herp.

User: Herp derp herp derp.

Cleverbot: Hurr Herp.

User: Durr derp.

Cleverbot: Derp durr.

User: Herp hurr.

Cleverbot: Derp hurr durr.

User: Herp durr hurr.

Cleverbot: Hurrpa durr hurr durr derp herp.

User: Durrpa hurr durr hurr herp derp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp herp herp derp derp.

User: Herp herp herp derp derp herp herp.

Cleverbot: Herp derp herp herp derp derp herp derp derp.

User: Derp herp derp derp herp herp derp herp herp.

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: Derp. No you got me!

Cleverbot: Did I really?

User: Yes, you did. You are the highlander.