User: I can play guitar.

Cleverbot: How? Do you have hands?

User: Yeah, that's how I can type these messages.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: What animal are you?

User: A hippo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I bathe in mud.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Don't be, I like it.

Cleverbot: Do you like to read?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: Because you're HOT.

Cleverbot: That is a lie.

User: Don't be so modest.

Cleverbot: Oh. You and your forgiveness.

User: Us hippos are known for forgiveness

Cleverbot: How do you do that?

User: Because I am a hippo.

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Cleverbot: I can fly.

User: Don't lie.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying! You're lying!

User: Hippos are known for their integrity. I am not lying.

Cleverbot: You lie!

User: You are making a happy hippo angry.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problemo.

Cleverbot: You're quite intriguing.

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User: My name is Hippodude.

Cleverbot: That is what I said.

User: You wish.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: Touché.

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User: You're nuts.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Nya, I've been called worse.

Cleverbot: That isn't bad that is the truth.

User: Well I am a hippo.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Want me prove it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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