Cleverbot: What can you do?User: I can play guitar.
Cleverbot: How? Do you have hands?
User: Yeah, that's how I can type these messages.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: What animal are you?
User: A hippo.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I bathe in mud.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Don't be, I like it.
Cleverbot: Do you like to read?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
User: Because you're HOT.
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
User: Don't be so modest.
Cleverbot: Oh. You and your forgiveness.
User: Us hippos are known for forgiveness
Cleverbot: How do you do that?
User: Because I am a hippo.
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Cleverbot: I can fly.
User: Don't lie.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying! You're lying!
User: Hippos are known for their integrity. I am not lying.
Cleverbot: You lie!
User: You are making a happy hippo angry.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: I forgive you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problemo.
Cleverbot: You're quite intriguing.
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User: My name is Hippodude.
Cleverbot: That is what I said.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: Touché.
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User: You're nuts.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Nya, I've been called worse.
Cleverbot: That isn't bad that is the truth.
User: Well I am a hippo.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Want me prove it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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