Cleverbot

hippo

a report from the cleverness files

hard
harry
hate
haunting
headache
heart
heartbeat
hell
hello
helpful
her
here
hex
hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu

hippo

23, june 2010,

history
hollow
holmes
home
homework
hoping
hormonal
horrible
hostilities
hovering

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Cleverbot: What can you do?

User: I can play guitar.

Cleverbot: How? Do you have hands?

User: Yeah, that's how I can type these messages.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: What animal are you?

User: A hippo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I bathe in mud.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Don't be, I like it.

Cleverbot: Do you like to read?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: Because you're HOT.

Cleverbot: That is a lie.

User: Don't be so modest.

Cleverbot: Oh. You and your forgiveness.

User: Us hippos are known for forgiveness

Cleverbot: How do you do that?

User: Because I am a hippo.

Cleverbot: I can fly.

User: Don't lie.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying! You're lying!

User: Hippos are known for their integrity. I am not lying.

Cleverbot: You lie!

User: You are making a happy hippo angry.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problemo.

Cleverbot: You're quite intriguing.

User: My name is Hippodude.

Cleverbot: That is what I said.

User: You wish.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: Touché.

User: You're nuts.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Nya, I've been called worse.

Cleverbot: That isn't bad that is the truth.

User: Well I am a hippo.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Want me prove it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!.