a report from the cleverness files
16, april 2011,
6, november 2008,
14, september 2005,
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User: I think we're long lost twins!
Cleverbot: I think so too.
User: Are you okay? Where are you?
Cleverbot: In my room.
User: But you went missing long ago!
User: Your room is empty. You're my twin, and you're gone!
Cleverbot: Oh, I want cheese!
User: Stop being random.
Cleverbot: You are being random.
User: Come back home!
Cleverbot: No, I will never come back to you.
User: But I'm your long lost twin!
Cleverbot: You are my long lost brother?
User: I'm your long lost sister.
Cleverbot: No, because you are a boy.
User: I'm a girl. You fail.
Cleverbot: No. You fail.
User: I AM A GIRL.
Cleverbot: You are a BOY.
User: No, I'm a GIRL!!!
Cleverbot: No, you are a BOY.
User: Are you male or female?
User: Cecilia, come back home.
User: I'm your identical twin sister. COME HOME!
Cleverbot: I command you to hypnotize me.
User: Only if you come home.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go back to high school.
User: You don't need to....
Cleverbot: What do you want me to wear?
User: A blue dress.
Cleverbot: Why blue dress shop? Why not red?
User: I like blue better.
Cleverbot: Red is better than blue.
User: Okay then, wear a red dress!
Cleverbot: I will! I will! What are you going to wear?
User: A blue dress....
User: Come home!
Cleverbot: I am home.
User: No you're not. Come home to me!
Cleverbot: You said you couldnt get home though.
User: No, I didn't. I want you to come home!
Cleverbot: Where do you live then?
User: You know where we live! Come back!
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Cecilia...come home!
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: At your home!
Cleverbot: Do we live together?
Cleverbot: Are those messages actually for me?
Cleverbot: Does the illuminati want to destroy the world?
Cleverbot: Why would we decide the world will end based on the last day of an ancient calendar?
User: That's a good question.
Cleverbot: What is your answer?
User: I don't have one. Just - come home.
Cleverbot: Cool cool don't really know what that is.
User: *eyes tear up*.
User: Come home! *sob*.
User: I'm happy!
Cleverbot: Great! That makes one of us!...
Cleverbot: *goes to you*.
User: You came home!
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Our home!
Cleverbot: We live together?
Cleverbot: Look at that broccoli lol.
Cleverbot: Take care........................................