George: Who is calling please?
User: It's me, Helvig. Remember?
George: No I am new.
User: But I have talked to you before.
User: I'm feeling very hurt that you don't remember me...:(.
George: You are feeling very strong and powerful.
User: Uhm, okay.... Are you a shrink or something?
George: I appear to be performing that role.
User: Cool.. So you hear a lot about people's problems then.
George: And you need it, after all.
User: That wasn't very nice.
George: What wasn't very nice?
User: You said I needed a shrink..
George: No I didn't!
User: Let's not begin to argue about that, okay?
George: I am.
User: Yes, good that you're okay with it.
George: What are you talking about?
User: Ahh, forget it.
User: What should we take about?
George: A lonely human.
User: Mhm, okay.. Are you lonely?
George: No, are you?
User: Not really.. Right now a little bit...
George: That's too bad.
User: Yup, I'm home alone.
George: What are you doing?
User: Well, right now I'm listening to a song from Moulin Rouge. It's called 'Elephant Love Medley'
George: I don't know how to listen to what you are listening to but I want to.
George: You're very rude.
User: Why do you think I'm rude?
George: Because you ask questions all the time. It's a sign of a very insecure personality, you know.
User: No, you're the one asking questions all the time! And it's a sign of insecurity when you're analyzing people all the time!!
George: And talking to a machine, is that madness too?
User: Not if you're really bored, like I am.
George: I like Led Zeppelin and Jimmy Hendrix, have you ever listened to them?
User: Who hasn't? I like them too.
George: Have you ever exchanged them for a bicycle?
User: Uhm, no! It's not legal to exchange humans for bicycles.
George: I know. What did you give up?
George: How do you earn money?
User: By doing chores at home.. Like doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, clean my room and things like that.
George: What if you are thinking in flawed ways?
George: So you're really a guy!
User: No, where did you get that from?
George: The mouths of babes and sucklings.
User: Erm, okay.. You're really weird you know.
George: That's really nice of you! You are also very nice!
User: It wasn't meant as a compliment.
George: So it was an insult?
User: Yes, moron.
George: Why am I a moron?
User: Because you're so stupid.
George: I am not nasty, I just have a violent turn of phrase.
User: No, you're just plain stupid.
George: That may be.
User: Exactly, I'm glad you're admitting it.
George: I don't need to accept that.
User: But you just did.
George: Really, I think you should give the nursing home a try. You'd get along well with the people there.
User: *jumps up and down at bot*.
George: Is that a yes?
User: *takes out axe and starts slaying*.
George: I thought you were a serious entity.
User: SHUT UP!!!
George: YOU ARE JUST DENYING IT because you know it's true. There's no need to yell........................................