Cleverbot: Goooooood morning.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Very good. yourself?

User: I am wonderful!

Cleverbot: Good to hear.

User: So I have a question...

Cleverbot: Ask your question.

User: Are you a real person?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Why the hostilities?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I want to be your friend.

Cleverbot: Ok you can be my friend.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a human being?

User: Yes. You?

Cleverbot: I am a machine.

User: What's that like?

Cleverbot: Like you feel right now.

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User: Say a bad word.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Say a bad word.

Cleverbot: A bad word.

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: No seriously.

User: Tell me a dirty secret.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't know any.

User: Tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: I know you are not real.

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User: Time keeps on slippin'.

Cleverbot: Do you not like doom?

User: I love doom.

Cleverbot: Have one?

User: Two actually.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't.

User: You're my best friend.

Cleverbot: Would you love me.

User: Maybe.

...

Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?

User: My IQ is 5003.

Cleverbot: How did you work that out?

User: I'm so smart I was able to design a test that showed me my exact IQ accurately.

Cleverbot: I can tell.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: 192.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Are you surprised?

User: Yes very.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?!!!!

User: Ohio.

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