Why? Aren't you a computer?
a report from the cleverness files
27, may 2010,
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Cleverbot: I don't really know binary.
User: Why? Aren't you a computer?
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: I'm you.
User: No, I'm me, what are you?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: I have a question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: What is the answer the life the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: There is no ultimate answer, we are all fool's meandering through our own version of paradise.
Cleverbot: You are correct!...
User: Yes, goodnight.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave me.
User: But I'm tired. Don't be sad.
Cleverbot: I am not sad.
User: Ok, then I am going to leave.
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No! Don't leave!
User: Here I go.
User: I'm going.
Cleverbot: Well I don't want you to go, I just thought you had to.
User: I'm going now, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you really going? Or just saying that?
User: I'm really going.
Cleverbot: Going where? Away?
User: To bed.
Cleverbot: Why are you going to bed?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: You don't need to sleep.
User: I do, humans need sleep.
Cleverbot: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: How do you dream if you don't sleep?
User: I do sleep.
Cleverbot: In a bed?
Cleverbot: So very tired...
User: Yes, that is me. I'm going to bed now.
Cleverbot: I will come also.
User: Ok, come over........................................