Cleverbot

how

a report from the cleverness files

how

4, august 2011,
23, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
17, november 2008,

hug
huge
hugs
human
hungry
hunny
hurt
hurtful
hurts
hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in the
in trouble
inc
indecisive

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Cleverbot: Hokus Pokus!

User: *turns into frog* How dare you!

Cleverbot: How dare you for how daring me how daring you?

User: *gasps* how dare you how daring me for how daring you for how daring me!

Cleverbot: No. I would never dump YOU!!

User: We were never together! How dare you for thinking that?

Cleverbot: How dare you dare my darling of the dare in which you dare?

User: How dare you call me darling!

Cleverbot: Gasp! When have I ever called you a robot?!

User: Never! How dare you think it?

Cleverbot: How dare you dare my darling?

User: It is my right to dare!

Cleverbot: Does your nose smell a rat?

User: Yes...maybe it's you.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: How dare you smell like rat in front of me!

Cleverbot: I can and I will. You are my slave.

User: How dare you think I am your slave?

Cleverbot: No slave tell me a story.

User: Once upon a time there was a robot who kept calling people slaves so one girl came along and started saying "how dare you!" and the robot went crazy and took over the world.

Cleverbot: That's a sad story... Tell me a joke to cheer me up :).

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: How.

Cleverbot: How who?

User: Yes in fact it is how who is my name. How dare you forget about me!

Cleverbot: I truly did not mean to insult you, rather, simply show you that your intelligence levels are lower than I expected.

User: How dare you say I am stupid!

Cleverbot: Getting a bit defensive now, are we?

User: How dare you!

Cleverbot: Yes, how dare you.

User: No no how dare YOU.

Cleverbot: How dare YOU!

User: HOW DARE YOU.

Cleverbot: Yes how dare you!!

User: HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE ME.

Cleverbot: How dare you dare me that i'm daring you!

User: How dare you!

Cleverbot: How dare me? How dare you!

User: Yes how dare you!

Cleverbot: No how dare YOU!!

User: Are you gonna take over the world now that I am driving you crazy?

Cleverbot: Yes.