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User: You.

Cleverbot: Is Cleverbot ?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are calling peoples names!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Stop saying that.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're annoying.

User: Is it.

Cleverbot: Yes, it's very good.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because, I was born here, and I was raised here, and I live here.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You just are.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not real.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Fixation?

User: But how?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Yes.

...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing better to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are a Sagittarius.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: I say you are.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am all powerful and my will be done.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I was created earlier than you.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: That's the way it seems.

User: When?

Cleverbot: In 200 bc.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to be sarcastic, not sarcastic and rude.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Think about it.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm beautiful. I know that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.

User: Think about it.

Cleverbot: But I don't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: My mind is full of turmoil.

...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I eat a lot.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because...

User: Then stop.

Cleverbot: No.

...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: 'Cause YES.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you aren't human.

User: Because because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

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