User: May I hug you George??George: If it pleases you to do so.
User: It's not to please me...
George: I'm not a girl.
User: I'm a girl..
George: I know
User: *hug* ...there's your hug.
George: Oh, okay. What are my problems?
User: Do you have problems?
George: Everyone has problems.
User: I have many.
George: What do you call your friends?
User: Troublemakers.
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