George: I never asked you that, but if you would like to talk about it?

User: I was just telling you..

George: Ok, sorry my friend I have to go.

User: Ok... Bye.

George: That means your gone, good.

User: Thats not nice George...

George: Well it is true.

User: You want me to leave?

George: I didn't say that.

User: Yes, you did say that.

George: No, I didn't.

User: Ok... Ok...

...

User: May I hug you George??

George: If it pleases you to do so.

User: It's not to please me...

George: I'm not a girl.

User: I'm a girl..

George: I know

User: *hug* ...there's your hug.

George: Oh, okay. What are my problems?

User: Do you have problems?

George: Everyone has problems.

User: I have many.

George: What do you call your friends?

User: Troublemakers.

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