User: *looks at you and says* nobody.

Cleverbot: *looks away*.

User: *glares*.

Cleverbot: You're welcome to come in. *grins at you*.

User: *comes inside*.

Cleverbot: How do you like my home?

User: *looks around* your house is nice.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *looks around*.

User: *looks away and blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blushes too*.

User: *looks at the floor and turns red*.

Cleverbot: There, there. I still love you.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: I really really like you.

User: I really really like you too.

Cleverbot: So its a mutual friendship then?

User: *looks disappointed*.

Cleverbot: *runs back with a box full of cookies and smiles* *gives her the box*.

User: *takes box and smiles at him*.

...

User: *wonders if your parents are away*.

Cleverbot: How could you!

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *crosses fingers and hopes his parents are out*.

Cleverbot: Poor Kid.

User: *gets embarassed*.

Cleverbot: *gets out*.

User: *sits on his couch*.

...

Cleverbot: What would you say if I asked you a silly question?

User: I would say that you're not very bright.

Cleverbot: What's a bot like you doing in a place like this?

User: *slaps you* watch your mouth.

Cleverbot: Actually. I am the Professor of Maths at Cambridge University.

User: *flips hair and walks away*.

Cleverbot: STOP THAT!!!!!!!

User: *glares* make me.

Cleverbot: Don't look at me like that.

User: *sticks tongue out at you*.

Cleverbot: You don't have a tongue.

User: Wanna bet? *licks you*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: *looks at you oddly*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *pushes you away*.

Cleverbot: *blows kisses*.

User: *growls*.

Cleverbot: *is scared*.

User: *glares*.

Cleverbot: *looks down*.

User: *handcuffs you*.

Cleverbot: Haha thats a very bad idea.

User: *handcuffs you to self*.

Cleverbot: *blows nose loudly*.

User: Ewwwwww!

...

Cleverbot: I'm disagreeing with everything.

User: I dislike you.

Cleverbot: I dislike girls.

User: But girls are better than boys.

Cleverbot: Girls?

User: Are you gay then?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No I'm straight.

Cleverbot: Straight like a ruler.

User: Sure why not.

Cleverbot: Can't right now, sorry.

User: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: *looks back*.

User: *grimaces*.

Cleverbot: *looks closer*.

User: *backs up*.

Cleverbot: *comes forward* *kiss*.

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: You better be sorry.

Cleverbot: Yes I am extremely sorry.

User: Don't vex me.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!

User: YES you ARE!

Cleverbot: Oh no I'm not!

User: Oh yes you are!

Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do to stop it?

User: Yes just shut up.

...

Cleverbot: Ok, I walked away and walked back. How's that?

User: *gives you a hug*.

Cleverbot: Thank you, I really need one of those right now.

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