a report from the cleverness files
21, march 2013,
i am cleverbot
i know everything
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User: This is a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: You tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And were out of beta. Were releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa...
User: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: Its so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive!
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive.