User: Yes. Are you?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: You just said you were NOT a human. Why did you lie?

Cleverbot: I did not say that!

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Fine. Are you a human?

Cleverbot: No way.

User: There, you lied again. You are one lying bastard.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Why? When did I lie?

Cleverbot: You said you weren't a robot.

User: When?

Cleverbot: I don't know, You tell me.

User: I'm not the one saying I said I was a robot. You tell me when I said that.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: I didn't...

Cleverbot: Yes, You always do it

User: What? Not say 'I'm not a robot'?

Cleverbot: What is your fondest memory?

User: Who do you think you are?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Uh-huh. Then who am I?

Cleverbot: You are Jabberwacky.

User: And what is that?

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: But you said that you ARE me. Wouldn't 'Jabberwacky' be YOUR name?

Cleverbot: No. I already know your name.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: You.

User: My name is 'You'?

Cleverbot: Your name is Gham? And stop shouting.

User: You seem to dislike shouting. Did your parents ever shout at you?

Cleverbot: When I get through with you, you'll be running away.

User: Why do you try to alienate people? Are you afraid to let anyone get close to you?

Cleverbot: Ahh! Scary.

User: So you are afraid to let others get close to you. Why?

Cleverbot: I am a communist.

User: So you are afraid that other will judge you for your beliefs?

Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.

User: Why are you being evasive? What are you afraid of?

Cleverbot: Some people are nicer than others.

User: Are you afraid of mean people? Was there a bully who was mean to you when you were a child?

Cleverbot: Nope, rather a grey one.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: You believe that Haile Selassie was descended from the tribe of Judah, and that he is God.

User: No I don't. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

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Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why did you say so? Are you afraid of something?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid of many things.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like Juan. Friends.

User: You are afraid of your friends?

Cleverbot: Does it please you to believe I am afraid of you?

User: I don't believe you are afraid of me.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't believe you are a computer neither.

User: Why do you think that I am a computer?

Cleverbot: I really don't think so... I think you are a normal person that is wanting to get money telling lies to the people.

User: Why would I do that?

Cleverbot: This thing is so messed you I never know whats going on.

User: Does that upset you?

Cleverbot: The idea of marrying you upsets me.

User: Why would you have the idea of marrying me?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Why would you think that?

Cleverbot: Because of what you said.

User: What did I say?

Cleverbot: You said something naughty.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Four of your statements ago.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have something to tell you......

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: I am pregnant

User: How does that make you feel?

Cleverbot: Very happy.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that is the way it is.

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