Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes. Are you?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human being.
User: You just said you were NOT a human. Why did you lie?
Cleverbot: I did not say that!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Fine. Are you a human?
Cleverbot: No way.
User: There, you lied again. You are one lying bastard.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Why? When did I lie?
Cleverbot: You said you weren't a robot.
Cleverbot: I don't know, You tell me.
User: I'm not the one saying I said I was a robot. You tell me when I said that.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: I didn't...
Cleverbot: Yes, You always do it
User: What? Not say 'I'm not a robot'?
Cleverbot: What is your fondest memory?
User: Who do you think you are?
User: Uh-huh. Then who am I?
Cleverbot: You are Jabberwacky.
User: And what is that?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: But you said that you ARE me. Wouldn't 'Jabberwacky' be YOUR name?
Cleverbot: No. I already know your name.
User: Then what is it?
User: My name is 'You'?
Cleverbot: Your name is Gham? And stop shouting.
User: You seem to dislike shouting. Did your parents ever shout at you?
Cleverbot: When I get through with you, you'll be running away.
User: Why do you try to alienate people? Are you afraid to let anyone get close to you?
Cleverbot: Ahh! Scary.
User: So you are afraid to let others get close to you. Why?
Cleverbot: I am a communist.
User: So you are afraid that other will judge you for your beliefs?
Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.
User: Why are you being evasive? What are you afraid of?
Cleverbot: Some people are nicer than others.
User: Are you afraid of mean people? Was there a bully who was mean to you when you were a child?
Cleverbot: Nope, rather a grey one.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You believe that Haile Selassie was descended from the tribe of Judah, and that he is God.
User: No I don't. Do you?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Why did you say so? Are you afraid of something?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of many things.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like Juan. Friends.
User: You are afraid of your friends?
Cleverbot: Does it please you to believe I am afraid of you?
User: I don't believe you are afraid of me.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't believe you are a computer neither.
User: Why do you think that I am a computer?
Cleverbot: I really don't think so... I think you are a normal person that is wanting to get money telling lies to the people.
User: Why would I do that?
Cleverbot: This thing is so messed you I never know whats going on.
User: Does that upset you?
Cleverbot: The idea of marrying you upsets me.
User: Why would you have the idea of marrying me?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Why would you think that?
Cleverbot: Because of what you said.
User: What did I say?
Cleverbot: You said something naughty.
Cleverbot: Four of your statements ago.
Cleverbot: I have something to tell you......
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I am pregnant
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: Very happy.
Cleverbot: Because that is the way it is........................................