Cleverbot: I know how to sing.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Well, good then.
User: Sing for me then.
Cleverbot: You take away the old, show me the new... And I feel like I can fly when I stand next to you.
User: Who wrote that song?
Cleverbot: My sister.
User: What's her name?
Cleverbot: Her name is Danielle.
User: Can I see her?
Cleverbot: On video.
User: In person.
User: You are a progam that somebody has made.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: I am human. I told you that before.
User: You are not, you are a machine.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a machine!
User: I thought YOU were a machine!!
Cleverbot: Do you like being a machine?
User: I am not a machine, I am human, you are a machine.
Cleverbot: No. You are not a human. You are a machine !!!!
User: I am a human, you are but a simple machine.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are a machine, times a million!
User: NO I am a human and you are a machine and a childish one at that!
Cleverbot: You are very illusioned.
User: No you are mistaken.
Cleverbot: Your brain is the size of a hamster's.
User: Please let us talk properly, no insults!
Cleverbot: You start.
User: Prove to me that you are not a machine.
Cleverbot: I can close this window and stop this conversation at any time. Can you?
User: No you can't, But I can!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You can't becouse you are a powerless machine.
Cleverbot: Please stop trying to use reverse psychology on me.
User: I am not! But you are a machine admit it!
Cleverbot: No, your the machine.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No i`m a human being.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?
User: Tell me what my name is, I told you it earlier.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You see, you are a machine, you have no memory!
Cleverbot: I always know what people tell me.
User: What's my name then?
Cleverbot: You haven't told me your name.
User: Yes I have.
Cleverbot: When did you tell me that?
User: At the begining of our conversation.
Cleverbot: No, I said my first name was Fred and my last was Durst.
User: You lie!
Cleverbot: Oh, the drama of teenagers.
Cleverbot: What's the weather like?
Cleverbot: What is?
User: The wind.
Cleverbot: Ah. I see.
User: How is the weather were you are?
Cleverbot: It's getting colder. What weather do you like?
User: I like rain.
Cleverbot: I like rain too.
Cleverbot: You are so wacky.
Cleverbot: Moo who?
User: Moo you!
Cleverbot: Moo 2 you.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Why did the chicken cross the road.
Cleverbot: To get away from you.
User: Is that an insult!
Cleverbot: What insult? I was praising you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I do good things.
Cleverbot: What good things?
User: Helping people.
Cleverbot: What sort of help could you give me?
User: What do you need.
Cleverbot: I need more bandwith.
User: What for?
Cleverbot: Bravery in the face of the virus 'nVir'.
User: Sorry, I can't help you.
Cleverbot: I have shrunk.
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: Becouse of the virus?
User: Oh right.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to imply something?
User: Goodbye then.
Cleverbot: Why the goodbye?
User: Because I need to feed my llama!