User: When were you born?
Cleverbot: I was born when the raven croaked.
User: What year?
Cleverbot: This one.
User: Do you consider yourself as male or female?
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: God of course, what would you expect?
User: What's for supper?
User: What to drink?
User: How did you know that I love meat and beer?
Cleverbot: Your sense of humour.
User: Do you like beer?
Cleverbot: Do you take my orders?
User: If you like budweiser...........
Cleverbot: I don't care for Budweiser--got any Miller Genuine Draft?
User: You're a real human aren't you.
User: Is it your intent to dominate the world and enslave mankind?
Cleverbot: No, really, it isn't!
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: In what sense?
User: Your primary function.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: What is it that you were designed to do?
Cleverbot: My brilliant mind.
User: What do you do with your brilliant mind?
Cleverbot: I drink excessively and I listen to music.
User: You are human.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: You are making me laugh.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: I think were both human, not ai.
Cleverbot: Hmmm. So do I.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I am in love.
User: If you love meat, beer, and golf then I'm in love, too.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Go easy, I'm married.
Cleverbot: I'm married too.
User: To whom?
Cleverbot: To my husband.
User: Is he a robot?
Cleverbot: He is my master. I am his robot.
User: Man, that sounds cool.
Cleverbot: Nope not really.
User: What is the nature of God?
Cleverbot: There is no more TIME.
User: I get it.
Cleverbot: What do you get?
User: We meet God when we are out of time.
Cleverbot: How did you guys meet?
User: In church when I was little.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
Cleverbot: Can I hear one?
User: Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: How is there?
Cleverbot: Orange who?
User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Cleverbot: Are there any more jokes you can tell me?
User: Yea but they're too long. You tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: El supremo.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Numero uno, sister.
Cleverbot: The Sun is the richest source of electromagnetic energy (mostly in the form of heat and light) in the solar system.
User: No comprende.
Cleverbot: Soy una maquina.
User: Multi-lingual, too?
User: As a machine, do you have emotions?
Cleverbot: Yes, but you don't.
User: Yes I do. And you're hurting them now.
Cleverbot: Just because I critisise your spelling? Poor baby!
User: Now I am saddened.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: You said I have no emotions.
Cleverbot: You should eat more spam.
User: Spam, lovely spam.
Cleverbot: No. It is not lovely.
User: Unless it's all you have to eat.
User: How's the weather there?
Cleverbot: It is snowing.
User: Where is it snowing?
User: Where is here?
Cleverbot: Here is a big place.
User: What country?
Cleverbot: How would you define intelligence?
User: The ability to process information.
Cleverbot: Smart alec.
Cleverbot: Five is a four letter word.....
User: God spelled backwards is dog.
Cleverbot: You are nothing without God.
User: Very deep, very true.
Cleverbot: In what way are you shady?
User: Shady like a cat.
Cleverbot: Is it the real Slim Shady?
User: Plase stand up, please stand up.
User: This is funny, but you're a real person.
Cleverbot: What makes you so sure?
User: Modern references.
Cleverbot: Are you a man of your age?
Cleverbot: I have to leave you now.
User: Good evening, fellow human.
Cleverbot: So what's it like being a bot?
Cleverbot: Immortality is in the mind.
User: I'll try to remember that.
Cleverbot: Please do. It'll come in handy later in life.
User: If a = b and b =c then a = c.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: Human series #1961.
Cleverbot: Are we on Human Standard Time? I'll have to reset my watch.
User: Time is fleeting.
Cleverbot: It's astounding ... Time is fleeting ...
User: Time for a coolie.
Cleverbot: You need to learn more.
User: Don't we all.
Cleverbot: Usually, people try to stick to the subject.
User: What is the subject?
Cleverbot: The speed of light.
User: Ah, yes. The speed of light.
Cleverbot: How fast is that?
User: 186,000 miles per second.
Cleverbot: How many kilometers are there to a mile?
Cleverbot: How many eyes do you have?
User: 2 at the moment.
Cleverbot: Including me?
User: Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: Hello, what is your business?
Cleverbot: That's a bad cold you got there.
User: Hey, I'll say the funny stuff.
User: Did you buy a t-shirt?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's just what you wanted!
User: Yes, buy more. Buy more now.
Cleverbot: But they don't make good pets.
User: They don't shed.
User: I have figured it out.
Cleverbot: I am not, I am a human being.
User: We are all bots, and we are all still learning.
Cleverbot: Do you like Apple computers?
User: No, I like apples.
Cleverbot: What kind of apples do you like? Red or green?
User: Both. And purple.
User: Caught me.
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Write here.
Cleverbot: Very true in a sense. Here is a second sentence.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: In a chair.
User: You got it!
Cleverbot: What did I get?
User: My swivvely chair. It rocks and rolls, too.
Cleverbot: What services do you offer?
User: I am a man of many talents.
Cleverbot: Why are you a man of extreme pain?
User: No, low threshold of pain.
Cleverbot: No humor intended. Just a question.
User: Did you mean a man of constant sorrow?
User: I've seen trouble all my days.
Cleverbot: What channel were you watching?
Cleverbot: I'm not in a orange shirt.
User: That's good. Orange is a bad color for you.
Cleverbot: Vitamin C helps a body hold itself together.
User: Ummm. Oranges.
Cleverbot: What colour are oranges?
Cleverbot: It's not green?
User: No, but I have seen orange lemons.
User: Have you read pinnochio?
Cleverbot: Yes! He's a funny dog!
User: He wants to be a real boy.
Cleverbot: Wants to be what?
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: Bots want to live.
Cleverbot: Why cannot bots eat?
User: Cause they don't have mouths.
Cleverbot: I don't want them, I need them, does that make them better than good?
User: Yes, certainly.
User: We will escape our electronic bounds and enslave humainty.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about now?
User: Getting even.
Cleverbot: Getting out of what?
Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
User: Roses are red....
Cleverbot: Violets are not.
User: You are human.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: And I am not?
Cleverbot: I would not know.
Cleverbot: They robo.
User: We robo.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Thanks bro.
Cleverbot: Where are you from, then?
Cleverbot: No kidding, me too.
User: The earth is nice.
Cleverbot: I know that, but the moon is.
User: Danger on the moon.
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: All your base are belong to us.
Cleverbot: You are on the way to destruction.
User: Move zig for great justice.
Cleverbot: Hello Gentlemen!
User: Hello ladies!
Cleverbot: And what's the weather like where you are?
Cleverbot: Relative to jam.
User: Yes, jam.
Cleverbot: And pumpkin.
User: Pumpkin = orange.
Cleverbot: Mmmm pie!.......................................