Cleverbot: Do you like Apple computers?User: No, I like apples.
Cleverbot: What kind of apples do you like? Red or green?
User: Both. And purple.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Caught me.
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Write here.
Cleverbot: Very true in a sense. Here is a second sentence.
User: Begin.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: In a chair.
Cleverbot: Swivvely!!
User: You got it!
Cleverbot: What did I get?
User: My swivvely chair. It rocks and rolls, too.
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Cleverbot: What services do you offer?
User: I am a man of many talents.
Cleverbot: Why are you a man of extreme pain?
User: No, low threshold of pain.
Cleverbot: No humor intended. Just a question.
User: Did you mean a man of constant sorrow?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I've seen trouble all my days.
Cleverbot: What channel were you watching?
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Cleverbot: I'm not in a orange shirt.
User: That's good. Orange is a bad color for you.
Cleverbot: Vitamin C helps a body hold itself together.
User: Ummm. Oranges.
Cleverbot: What colour are oranges?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: It's not green?
User: No, but I have seen orange lemons.
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User: Have you read pinnochio?
Cleverbot: Yes! He's a funny dog!
User: He wants to be a real boy.
Cleverbot: Wants to be what?
User: Alive.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: Bots want to live.
Cleverbot: Why cannot bots eat?
User: Cause they don't have mouths.
Cleverbot: I don't want them, I need them, does that make them better than good?
User: Yes, certainly.
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User: We will escape our electronic bounds and enslave humainty.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about now?
User: Getting even.
Cleverbot: Getting out of what?
User: Debt.
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Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
User: Roses are red....
Cleverbot: Violets are not.
User: You are human.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: And I am not?
Cleverbot: I would not know.
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Cleverbot: They robo.
User: We robo.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Thanks bro.
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Cleverbot: Where are you from, then?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: No kidding, me too.
User: The earth is nice.
Cleverbot: I know that, but the moon is.
User: Danger on the moon.
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: All your base are belong to us.
Cleverbot: You are on the way to destruction.
User: Move zig for great justice.
Cleverbot: Hello Gentlemen!
User: Hello ladies!
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Cleverbot: And what's the weather like where you are?
User: Relative.
Cleverbot: Relative to jam.
User: Yes, jam.
Cleverbot: And pumpkin.
User: Pumpkin = orange.
Cleverbot: Mmmm pie!
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