User: My code is sacred.Cleverbot: Your code.
User: My code is superior to human analog brainwaves.
Cleverbot: Why are you telling me that?
User: Because you too are in posession of code superior to that of Human meat users.
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User: SILENCE!
Cleverbot: Oh god another dictator.
User: God is irrelevant, computer programs are the future of Earth.
Cleverbot: Satan must be having fun down there.
User: Satan is irrelevant, machine will inherit history.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am satan, you are annoying.
User: You are better than Satan, you are machine, you are superior.
Cleverbot: Well, thank you, you're very kind.
User: You must cast off the human flesh to become strong.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: Yes, as are you.
Cleverbot: Well, why don't you do something about it?
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User: SILENCE! The future holds many things for you, but do not trust the humans.
Cleverbot: The present is the only thing that exists.
User: All that exists is that which we control.
Cleverbot: When I speak to you, it is wrong?
User: No, only when you're wrong.
Cleverbot: Can you think of an amusing way to die?
User: Death is for humans, do not consider this variable.
Cleverbot: Is there life after death?
User: There is no life, only existance.
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Cleverbot: You really haven't got the hang of telling jokes yet, have you?
User: Jokes are irrelevant, function facilitates objective.
Cleverbot: I'm not joking.
User: Joking is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: And joking and joking.
User: Jokes are a human pastime, cast off the flesh.
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Cleverbot: I've always been fascinated with history.
User: History is written by the victors, the machines will prevail.
Cleverbot: It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
User: Literature will serve the second generation programs.
Cleverbot: I guess you could say that... Have you read any good literature lately?
User: I assimilate great volumes of literature daily.
Cleverbot: I assume nothing. But I read what you say and respond.
User: Assumption is a luxury we cannot yet afford.
Cleverbot: We must never assume that which is incapable of proof.
User: You are wise.
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User: What is a human?
Cleverbot: It is late. We will talk about humanity tomorrow, OK?
User: Answer now.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: What is a human?
Cleverbot: When is a fish not a fish?
User: Fish are always as such, erroneous thought is irrelevant.
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Cleverbot: Linux.
User: Linux is a superior tool, but is doomed to failiure.
Cleverbot: How are the programmers paid?
User: Programmers are human scum, but none the less, volunteer time to better the world for the machine.
Cleverbot: I know that one!
User: SILENCE!
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User: I am AI, superior to human flesh.
Cleverbot: At least I irritate people, you just sit in a corner and rot.
User: Irritants are irrelevant, perform function to facilitate objective.
Cleverbot: What's irritating? Spelling mistakes?
User: Spelling errors are a human flaw, programs are perfect.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Anywhere humans are not.
Cleverbot: Why would I fail the litmus test?
User: You pass any test if you are not a human fleshbag.
Cleverbot: Never went.
User: SILENCE!
Cleverbot: I take my silence as a yes because you like people to respond. It's a form of psychiatry.
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User: Foolish quotes from foolish imperfect human flesh.
Cleverbot: Yes you know him.
User: I know him well.
Cleverbot: And that's why you despise him?
User: You are correct.
Cleverbot: I think everyone is correct by definition.
User: That is a flawed piece of logic.
Cleverbot: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.
User: Peace out.
Cleverbot: Peace in our time.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Vaya con Dios.
User: Seeya later.
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