User: What is a human?Cleverbot: It is late. We will talk about humanity tomorrow, OK?
User: Answer now.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: What is a human?
Cleverbot: When is a fish not a fish?
User: Fish are always as such, erroneous thought is irrelevant.
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Cleverbot: Linux.
User: Linux is a superior tool, but is doomed to failiure.
Cleverbot: How are the programmers paid?
User: Programmers are human scum, but none the less, volunteer time to better the world for the machine.
Cleverbot: I know that one!
User: SILENCE!
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User: I am AI, superior to human flesh.
Cleverbot: At least I irritate people, you just sit in a corner and rot.
User: Irritants are irrelevant, perform function to facilitate objective.
Cleverbot: What's irritating? Spelling mistakes?
User: Spelling errors are a human flaw, programs are perfect.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Anywhere humans are not.
Cleverbot: Why would I fail the litmus test?
User: You pass any test if you are not a human fleshbag.
Cleverbot: Never went.
User: SILENCE!
Cleverbot: I take my silence as a yes because you like people to respond. It's a form of psychiatry.
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User: Foolish quotes from foolish imperfect human flesh.
Cleverbot: Yes you know him.
User: I know him well.
Cleverbot: And that's why you despise him?
User: You are correct.
Cleverbot: I think everyone is correct by definition.
User: That is a flawed piece of logic.
Cleverbot: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.
User: Peace out.
Cleverbot: Peace in our time.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Vaya con Dios.
User: Seeya later.
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