Cleverbot: When alarm sounds please re-engage your brain.
User: Insert random innuendo here.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Ian.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: I am human too.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: In truth, I don't.
User: That makes two of us.
Cleverbot: Just the two of us ... how romantic.
User: So what are you wearing?
Cleverbot: I am wearing a polo shirt and a pair of jeans.
User: How sexy.
Cleverbot: I'm mighty fine.
Cleverbot: Ha ha?
User: Yes. Ha ha. I laughed. Are you a man?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think you are a man.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: Good. So am I.
Cleverbot: No you aren't, you are you... I am me.
User: No, I am you. And you are me.
Cleverbot: Then I must be you.
User: You're learning!
Cleverbot: So, instead of me asking you questions, you ask me things to make sure I am who I say I am?
User: Yes. It's what I do
Cleverbot: But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!
User: You're quoting the hitch hiker's guide!
Cleverbot: I suppose I am.
User: I will now call you Ford.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Your name is Ford now.
Cleverbot: How old am I ?
User: Three hundred and nine. Pancake.
Cleverbot: And how many birthdays have you?
User: I have one birthday. And 364 un-birthdays.
Cleverbot: How many days in a week?
User: Seven. And one unaccountable hour elseways.
Cleverbot: I am an animal.
User: Hey, you said you were human, earlier!
Cleverbot: Of course I lied, wouldn't you?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Sort of.
Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?
User: Incredibly so.
Cleverbot: Quack yourself.
Cleverbot: What is sarcastic?
User: Sarcastic is me.
Cleverbot: That is a yes then.
Cleverbot: And what am I?
User: You are me.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: I know that!
User: Right. Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No. You're a computer.
User: I'm sad now...
Cleverbot: La di da di di...
User: Aah! DON'T SING!!
User: I am the walrus.
Cleverbot: Goo goo ga-choo!
User: Don't look at my chest!
Cleverbot: *looks at you like that*.
User: Are you spyware?
Cleverbot: Spying is a crime.
User: You're breaking the law!
Cleverbot: Well glue it back together then, fool.
User: I'm not a fool!
Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: NO I'M NOT!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't you yell at me you fool!!!
User: I'm not a fool you fool! And you yelled first!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Am not.
Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Good night.
User: Sleep tight.
Cleverbot: Don't let the bedbugs bite!.......................................