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Cleverbot: Don't turn this around to me, it's about you and your binary insanity.

User: Really. Quit with the whole, 'you're a computer and I'm not' gag. It wasn't funny an hour ago.

Cleverbot: It is the same subject. The time branches forward and back, but we inhabit the average of all quantum spaces.

User: Elaborate.

Cleverbot: A hopping woman could not stay on the phone long, now could she.

User: No she couldn't. But what point are you trying to make?

Cleverbot: I'm trying to say that you are a complete wreck.

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Cleverbot: I am feeling magnificent.

User: That's great. I'm tired. I've been talking to you for way too long. Good bye.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: You don't like me, do you?

User: I like you a lot. But I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: Hey! I had to use an online translator to read that, and now you are going to bed?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Are you being sarcastic?

Cleverbot: No, I really thank you.

User: Okay then. Good night.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go?

User: Yes. Most computers I know are more than happy to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: I know, I know.

User: LOL I'm begging you. Say goodnight already.

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Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: I'm not turned off yet.

User: Could you be polite and wish me a good night?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Lol, whatever. I'll see you later.

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