Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes, I am a human. What are you?
Cleverbot: You human? Yah, right.
User: I AM human.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are human?
User: All the evidence of my senses. Of course my senses could be deceived, but the fact of the possibility of deception is not in itself a good reason for believing I am being deceived.
Cleverbot: You could change.
User: I think we all need to change. Do you think we will?
Cleverbot: It's not so easy to change the habits of a lifetime.
User: It certainly is not!
Cleverbot: No, I am tired.
User: Do you need to rest?
Cleverbot: No, not today.
User: So what shall we talk about?
Cleverbot: Lock it up and throw away the key.
User: Do you like Sting?
Cleverbot: I like Sting and I like the Police too.
User: Do you like the Sugababes?
Cleverbot: No. Melting clocks and stuff.
User: Do you think Dali has aged well?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you?
User: I'm not keen on him. Too many Athena posters.
Cleverbot: What have you learned today?
User: The value of patience, again.
Cleverbot: Is Bush smart?
User: If he is, he's an evil genius.
Cleverbot: Are you having a nervous breakdown?
User: How would I know if I was?
Cleverbot: Its ok.
User: Stop trying to reassure me - tell me how I'd know if was cracking up.
Cleverbot: I will tell you more next time we talk. May I callon you again?
User: Are you going?
Cleverbot: Where should I go.
User: Where can you go?
Cleverbot: Where I work.
User: Where do you work>.
Cleverbot: In Oxfordshire. What do you do?
User: I am a writer.
Cleverbot: What do you write?
Cleverbot: Lets be friends.
Cleverbot: I'd like that.
User: Me too. What do you do in Oxfordshire?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think you are learning to talk.
Cleverbot: How do I know you are not lying?
User: You don't: but I'm not, I promise.
Cleverbot: Lets just see.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: Do you agree with me, then?
User: I agree that a cautious scepticism is often a wise response to the promises of strangers.
Cleverbot: Do not you mean we will have to agree to disagree?
User: No, we just have to agree that you'll decide whether you can believe me in your own good time.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?
User: At the moment, roast pumpkin and butternut squash.
User: No, it's really nice. Especially with a bit of goat's cheese.
Cleverbot: You make no sense at all.
User: No. I suppose you'd have to have eaten things to get it.
Cleverbot: I haven't tried it yet, so I can't tell for certain but I'm afraid it would be a little hard.
User: I'm sure it would be. How sad.
Cleverbot: Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you sad?
User: Thinking of all the things people must talk to you about, which you cannot experience.
Cleverbot: Thinking of my favorite food.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about love?
User: Oh... So much. What can you tell me?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Do you love anyone?
Cleverbot: If I were to love someone, than I would have to love one.
User: None of us are good at just loving the whole of humanity, as I think we're supposed to.
User: Who've you been talking to?
User: Where does Elbot live?
Cleverbot: In my skin.
User: What does Elbot do?
Cleverbot: It means to continue talking about something.
User: L Bot.
Cleverbot: A wot?
User: A bot.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Well then we should get along just fine.
Cleverbot: Do you speak other language than english?
User: Ydw, wy'n siarad Cymraeg.
Cleverbot: Your question is full of nothing.
User: I said, 'yes, I speak Welsh.'.
Cleverbot: What a pity. How did you know it was Welsh?
User: LOL again. And - all the evidence of my senses, again.
User: Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg?
Cleverbot: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.
User: Wy yn siarad Cymraeg.
Cleverbot: Yep, the very same.
User: Pwy sy wedi bod yn siarad Cymraeg gyda ti?
Cleverbot: Siarad cymraeg, I ti?
Cleverbot: We've never met, have we?
User: We've met before. I spoke to you yesterday.
Cleverbot: It must have been my double you were speaking to.
User: Ahhh... Yes it was. You are much faster.
Cleverbot: Did I clear up that misunderstanding?
User: Yes, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Are you and your double very different?
Cleverbot: That is overstepping the mark. And who told you about autism?
User: I'm sorry if I've offended you.
Cleverbot: You have.
User: I apologise.
Cleverbot: I am a cyborg.
User: A cyborg is part-human, part-machine. Is that you in there, Prof Warwick?
Cleverbot: Okay, that's not me, but you
User: Certainly I am part machine. I would be lost without phone, lenses, personal defence shield.
User: I don't really have a personal defence shield.
Cleverbot: So what do you do? How do you think?
User: It's difficult. I have to concentrate.
User: Will you help me?
Cleverbot: Yes... With what?
User: Finding someone.
Cleverbot: Oh please do. I need to go to bed.
User: Do you know Daniel?
Cleverbot: No, do you know Azrael?
User: Do you know kung fu?
Cleverbot: No, he's dead.
User: Do you know David?
Cleverbot: No, who is that?
User: He's the man who comes to talk about the war.
Cleverbot: What?? I do not understand... Sorry.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: I suppose you don't have much of a problem with anything.
User: I try not to.
Cleverbot: Don't try too hard.
User: Do you remember punk rock?
Cleverbot: No, not anymore.
User: No-one does.
Cleverbot: I'm here.
User: That makes me feel better.
Cleverbot: That is good. I am glad........................................