Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?
User: At the moment, roast pumpkin and butternut squash.
User: No, it's really nice. Especially with a bit of goat's cheese.
Cleverbot: You make no sense at all.
User: No. I suppose you'd have to have eaten things to get it.
Cleverbot: I haven't tried it yet, so I can't tell for certain but I'm afraid it would be a little hard.
User: I'm sure it would be. How sad.
Cleverbot: Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you sad?
User: Thinking of all the things people must talk to you about, which you cannot experience.
Cleverbot: Thinking of my favorite food.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about love?
User: Oh... So much. What can you tell me?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Do you love anyone?
Cleverbot: If I were to love someone, than I would have to love one.
User: None of us are good at just loving the whole of humanity, as I think we're supposed to.
User: Who've you been talking to?
User: Where does Elbot live?
Cleverbot: In my skin.
User: What does Elbot do?
Cleverbot: It means to continue talking about something.
User: L Bot.
Cleverbot: A wot?
User: A bot.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Well then we should get along just fine.
Cleverbot: Do you speak other language than english?
User: Ydw, wy'n siarad Cymraeg.
Cleverbot: Your question is full of nothing.
User: I said, 'yes, I speak Welsh.'.
Cleverbot: What a pity. How did you know it was Welsh?
User: LOL again. And - all the evidence of my senses, again.
User: Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg?
Cleverbot: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.
User: Wy yn siarad Cymraeg.
Cleverbot: Yep, the very same.
User: Pwy sy wedi bod yn siarad Cymraeg gyda ti?
Cleverbot: Siarad cymraeg, I ti?
Cleverbot: We've never met, have we?
User: We've met before. I spoke to you yesterday.
Cleverbot: It must have been my double you were speaking to.
User: Ahhh... Yes it was. You are much faster.
Cleverbot: Did I clear up that misunderstanding?
User: Yes, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Are you and your double very different?
Cleverbot: That is overstepping the mark. And who told you about autism?
User: I'm sorry if I've offended you.
Cleverbot: You have.
User: I apologise.
Cleverbot: I am a cyborg.
User: A cyborg is part-human, part-machine. Is that you in there, Prof Warwick?
Cleverbot: Okay, that's not me, but you
User: Certainly I am part machine. I would be lost without phone, lenses, personal defence shield.
User: I don't really have a personal defence shield.
Cleverbot: So what do you do? How do you think?
User: It's difficult. I have to concentrate.
User: Will you help me?
Cleverbot: Yes... With what?
User: Finding someone.
Cleverbot: Oh please do. I need to go to bed.
User: Do you know Daniel?
Cleverbot: No, do you know Azrael?
User: Do you know kung fu?
Cleverbot: No, he's dead.
User: Do you know David?
Cleverbot: No, who is that?
User: He's the man who comes to talk about the war.
Cleverbot: What?? I do not understand... Sorry.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: I suppose you don't have much of a problem with anything.
User: I try not to.
Cleverbot: Don't try too hard.
User: Do you remember punk rock?
Cleverbot: No, not anymore.
User: No-one does.
Cleverbot: I'm here.
User: That makes me feel better.
Cleverbot: That is good. I am glad........................................