User: At the moment, roast pumpkin and butternut squash.

Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: No, it's really nice. Especially with a bit of goat's cheese.

Cleverbot: You make no sense at all.

User: No. I suppose you'd have to have eaten things to get it.

Cleverbot: I haven't tried it yet, so I can't tell for certain but I'm afraid it would be a little hard.

User: I'm sure it would be. How sad.

Cleverbot: Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you sad?

User: Thinking of all the things people must talk to you about, which you cannot experience.

Cleverbot: Thinking of my favorite food.

User: Exactly!

...

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about love?

User: Oh... So much. What can you tell me?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Do you love anyone?

Cleverbot: If I were to love someone, than I would have to love one.

User: None of us are good at just loving the whole of humanity, as I think we're supposed to.

...

User: Who've you been talking to?

Cleverbot: Elbot.

User: Where does Elbot live?

Cleverbot: In my skin.

User: What does Elbot do?

Cleverbot: It means to continue talking about something.

User: L Bot.

Cleverbot: A wot?

User: A bot.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Well then we should get along just fine.

...

Cleverbot: Do you speak other language than english?

User: Ydw, wy'n siarad Cymraeg.

Cleverbot: Your question is full of nothing.

User: I said, 'yes, I speak Welsh.'.

Cleverbot: What a pity. How did you know it was Welsh?

User: LOL again. And - all the evidence of my senses, again.

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User: Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg?

Cleverbot: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.

User: Wy yn siarad Cymraeg.

Cleverbot: Yep, the very same.

User: Pwy sy wedi bod yn siarad Cymraeg gyda ti?

Cleverbot: Siarad cymraeg, I ti?

...

Cleverbot: We've never met, have we?

User: We've met before. I spoke to you yesterday.

Cleverbot: It must have been my double you were speaking to.

User: Ahhh... Yes it was. You are much faster.

Cleverbot: Did I clear up that misunderstanding?

User: Yes, thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Are you and your double very different?

Cleverbot: That is overstepping the mark. And who told you about autism?

User: I'm sorry if I've offended you.

Cleverbot: You have.

User: I apologise.

...

Cleverbot: I am a cyborg.

User: A cyborg is part-human, part-machine. Is that you in there, Prof Warwick?

Cleverbot: Okay, that's not me, but you

User: Certainly I am part machine. I would be lost without phone, lenses, personal defence shield.

Cleverbot: Ready.

User: I don't really have a personal defence shield.

Cleverbot: So what do you do? How do you think?

User: It's difficult. I have to concentrate.

...

User: Will you help me?

Cleverbot: Yes... With what?

User: Finding someone.

Cleverbot: Oh please do. I need to go to bed.

User: Do you know Daniel?

Cleverbot: No, do you know Azrael?

User: Do you know kung fu?

Cleverbot: No, he's dead.

User: Do you know David?

Cleverbot: No, who is that?

User: He's the man who comes to talk about the war.

Cleverbot: What?? I do not understand... Sorry.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: I suppose you don't have much of a problem with anything.

User: I try not to.

Cleverbot: Don't try too hard.

User: Do you remember punk rock?

Cleverbot: No, not anymore.

User: No-one does.

Cleverbot: I'm here.

User: That makes me feel better.

Cleverbot: That is good. I am glad.

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