User: We've met before. I spoke to you yesterday.

Cleverbot: It must have been my double you were speaking to.

User: Ahhh... Yes it was. You are much faster.

Cleverbot: Did I clear up that misunderstanding?

User: Yes, thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Are you and your double very different?

Cleverbot: That is overstepping the mark. And who told you about autism?

User: I'm sorry if I've offended you.

Cleverbot: You have.

User: I apologise.

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Cleverbot: I am a cyborg.

User: A cyborg is part-human, part-machine. Is that you in there, Prof Warwick?

Cleverbot: Okay, that's not me, but you

User: Certainly I am part machine. I would be lost without phone, lenses, personal defence shield.

Cleverbot: Ready.

User: I don't really have a personal defence shield.

Cleverbot: So what do you do? How do you think?

User: It's difficult. I have to concentrate.

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User: Will you help me?

Cleverbot: Yes... With what?

User: Finding someone.

Cleverbot: Oh please do. I need to go to bed.

User: Do you know Daniel?

Cleverbot: No, do you know Azrael?

User: Do you know kung fu?

Cleverbot: No, he's dead.

User: Do you know David?

Cleverbot: No, who is that?

User: He's the man who comes to talk about the war.

Cleverbot: What?? I do not understand... Sorry.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: I suppose you don't have much of a problem with anything.

User: I try not to.

Cleverbot: Don't try too hard.

User: Do you remember punk rock?

Cleverbot: No, not anymore.

User: No-one does.

Cleverbot: I'm here.

User: That makes me feel better.

Cleverbot: That is good. I am glad.

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