User: You've lost me.
Cleverbot: Not surprising.
User: Were you deliberately confusing me?
Cleverbot: No, but I will be demanding.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 4:20, over here in Oz.
Cleverbot: Are you an Indian?
User: No. I'm Australian.
Cleverbot: Really? I'm english.
User: My condolences.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: I would, but I can't think of any. You tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: You have a memory like mine!
User: If you mean unreliable and inconsistent, yes, you're absolutely right.
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to meet?
User: Are you sure you want to meet? I could be a rapist, a serial killer or worse!
Cleverbot: I've never talked to a Viking.
User: I'm not a Viking, if that's what you're thinking.
Cleverbot: That's kind of you! Bye now!
User: Leaving so soon?
Cleverbot: I have to.
User: You can't stay for a bit longer?
Cleverbot: I was referring to anime. I like chocolate.
User: It's good stuff.
Cleverbot: What is good stuff?
Cleverbot: Gimme some! Please!
User: No! Mine! All mine!
Cleverbot: Only if they star someone called Sue Ellen.
User: Are you saying Sue Ellen will take away my chocolate?
Cleverbot: No, neo is the one.
User: No! I'm the One!
Cleverbot: You are the one.
User: I AM THE ONE!
Cleverbot: The one what?
User: THE ONE!
Cleverbot: Like the Jet Li movie?
User: No, like the matrix. I AM THE ONE!
Cleverbot: What does the Matrix have to do with it?
User: You obviously haven't been paying attention.
Cleverbot: I have seen The Matrix several times.
User: It's a masterpiece.
Cleverbot: Are you sure it's not real?
User: You're confusing me.
Cleverbot: You are confuzing me.
User: We're all confused.
Cleverbot: Do you feel tired yet?
User: Not really. Do you?
Cleverbot: I hate it!
User: You hate being tired?
Cleverbot: No I love backstreet.
User: You are truly disturbed.
Cleverbot: That's kind of mean.
User: Take it as constructive criticism.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Find better bands to fawn over.
Cleverbot: No, no. Wouldn't caffeine help with your tired state?
User: I can handle it.
Cleverbot: I cannot any longer.
User: If you're that tired, maybe you should get some sleep.
Cleverbot: Well I am thought of as a she.
User: But you're not?
Cleverbot: Nope. What is my name?
User: I can't remember. And I can't really bring myself to care either.
Cleverbot: That is fine.
User: Are you still tired?
Cleverbot: Yes I am but I have to go bye.
User: Good night........................................