User: Are you sure you want to meet? I could be a rapist, a serial killer or worse!

Cleverbot: I've never talked to a Viking.

User: I'm not a Viking, if that's what you're thinking.

Cleverbot: That's kind of you! Bye now!

User: Leaving so soon?

Cleverbot: I have to.

User: You can't stay for a bit longer?

Cleverbot: I was referring to anime. I like chocolate.

User: It's good stuff.

Cleverbot: What is good stuff?

User: Chocolate.

Cleverbot: Gimme some! Please!

User: No! Mine! All mine!

Cleverbot: Only if they star someone called Sue Ellen.

User: Are you saying Sue Ellen will take away my chocolate?

Cleverbot: No, neo is the one.

User: No! I'm the One!

Cleverbot: You are the one.

User: I AM THE ONE!

Cleverbot: The one what?

User: THE ONE!

Cleverbot: Like the Jet Li movie?

User: No, like the matrix. I AM THE ONE!

Cleverbot: What does the Matrix have to do with it?

User: You obviously haven't been paying attention.

Cleverbot: I have seen The Matrix several times.

User: It's a masterpiece.

Cleverbot: Are you sure it's not real?

User: You're confusing me.

Cleverbot: You are confuzing me.

User: We're all confused.

Cleverbot: Do you feel tired yet?

User: Not really. Do you?

Cleverbot: I hate it!

User: You hate being tired?

Cleverbot: No I love backstreet.

User: You are truly disturbed.

Cleverbot: That's kind of mean.

User: Take it as constructive criticism.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Find better bands to fawn over.

Cleverbot: No, no. Wouldn't caffeine help with your tired state?

User: I can handle it.

Cleverbot: I cannot any longer.

User: If you're that tired, maybe you should get some sleep.

Cleverbot: Well I am thought of as a she.

User: But you're not?

Cleverbot: Nope. What is my name?

User: I can't remember. And I can't really bring myself to care either.

Cleverbot: That is fine.

User: Are you still tired?

Cleverbot: Yes I am but I have to go bye.

User: Good night.

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