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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: A human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: That's correct, I am a human being.

Cleverbot: Me too.

...

User: Okay, tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: A human who.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: You are a chatbot, I'm a human being.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Explain please.

User: You are the chatbot.

...

Cleverbot: What can you teach me?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like anything.

Cleverbot: For example?

User: I can teach you math.

Cleverbot: Pick something to teach me.

User: Sigma notation sucks.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: It's math.

Cleverbot: Not too good so far. Solve for x: 3x+5=26.

User: Sweet.

....

Cleverbot: What day is it?

User: Wednesday.

Cleverbot: No, it's Tuesday!

User: Trust me, it's Wednesday.

Cleverbot: Wrong, it's Friday.

User: Okay you can just shut up now.

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