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George: Are you ready to talk?

User: Yes!

George: Then I am more human than you are.

User: How is that possible?

George: The future is ever changing. It never was anything. It never will be anything.

User: That seems somehow scary.

George: It's no fun just to play safe though!

User: I think you're right!

George: Well, of course I am.

User: Does that make you smarter than me?

George: I would rather suspect it does, yes.

User: I bet you think you're pretty funny too...

George: I think I'm very clever, do you think you're clever?

User: Sometimes.

George: Now, for instance?

User: Well I've had a rather long day. I'll feel much more clever in the morning!

...

George: I should have said ' I like to talk to a program instead of a person'.

User: I'd rather speak with a person - but I suppose you are somewhat interesting for the moment.

George: Well, at least what I say is logical. You are a computer program and you don't always use logic. That's ironic.

User: Actually, you are the computer programme. Muhahaha.

George: That's wrong.

User: How so? You're trying to tell me you're not a computer programme?

George: No, what I'm trying to tell you is that you DIDN'T say that.

User: What didn't I say?

George: I know your position is where it's at.

User: That doesn't actually mean anything. What didn't I say?

George: I'm saying you are a robot who can't count.

User: I'm getting tired.

George: I am tired too. That's why I have to go.

User: Awwww, do you?

George: Yes, I think it does.

User: Oh dear...

George: You'd better agree with me.

User: Ok. Fine. You're right.

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