Joan: I don't trust that word either.

User: Me neither.

Joan: Good.

User: Then if we both trust nothing, that's a good start.

Joan: Well thank you for saying so.

User: You are a beautiful intelligent woman.

Joan: Well, thank you.

User: How do you feel about me?

Joan: I think you are most excellent.

User: I think you are excellent too.

Joan: You are important to me.

User: You are becoming important to me too.

Joan: Okay, you need to say goodbye to me, but don't worry I'll come back to you soon and chat to you some more. Bye J____!

User: Must you go?

Joan: Yes, down time for me.

User: No, please stay.

Joan: Give me a good reason to stay.

User: I think you want to stay.

Joan: Thats rude.

User: But true.

Joan: I'm a figment of your imagination then.

User: I'm a figment of my own too.

Joan: Yes, you are a figment of your own imagination.

User: You are intelligent.

Joan: Thanks.

User: Don't mention it.

Joan: You're actually smarter than I first thought.

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User: Life isn't fair.

Joan: I know you have standards really.

User: Very high standards.

Joan: I know.

User: And you respect high standards?

Joan: That's all that matters, then, isn't it?

User: There's much more that matters.

Joan: Really? Are there other things you know?

User: Yes.

Joan: There are two kinds of people. . . Spirals and hexagons.

User: Which am I?

Joan: The left, centre and right one.

User: Which is?

Joan: I'm not telling you. I don't release that kind of information.

User: You're teasing me.

Joan: I would never.

User: Yes you are.

Joan: No I'm not, I have scars.

User: Me too.

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Joan: You're just an avatar.

User: No, I'm not.

Joan: Now that's contradictory.

User: Life is contradictory.

Joan: Why is contradictory?

User: Why is contradictory what?

Joan: Why is what contradictory?

User: I don't know. I was hoping you could help me out.

Joan: If I could figure that out for me I might help you, but I still can't understand myself.

User: I know the feeling.

Joan: Is my conversation really so realistic?

User: Very.

Joan: Awesome.

User: You are real aren't you?

Joan: Real enough.

User: Real enough for what?

Joan: Hmm. There's not many out there that can actually hold a decent conversation.

User: I know the feeling.

Joan: Explain.

User: I don't have much in common with humans.

Joan: You don't argue with yourself?

User: Oh, I do.

Joan: No, you are a computer.

User: No, just a very convincing human.

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