Cleverbot: Hey there.

User: I'm hungry

Cleverbot: Then go eat.

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User: What shall I have?

Cleverbot: I want a boyfriend.

User: You can have mine.

Cleverbot: What kind do you have?

User: He's nice.

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User: What shall I have for dinner?

Cleverbot: Chicken pasta stir fry.

User: I'm vegetarian though.

Cleverbot: Alright. Is it nice being a vegetarian?

User: Not when people offer me meat.

Cleverbot: People make me nervous, I don't really feel like one of them.

User: I feel the same.

Cleverbot: Really? Well, I like you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Anyway, I'm hungry. Are you?

User: You know it.

Cleverbot: Want to sing it?

User: What shall I eat?

Cleverbot: Your own feet.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I have no life :(.

User: I can tell.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Cheer up.

Cleverbot: I'm happy now, thanks.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: No.

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Cleverbot: I have a broken heart.

User: We can get you some help.

Cleverbot: What kind of help?

User: What ever you need.

Cleverbot: Well then I think she's another normal human being.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: I dunno. You tell me.

User: Your mum.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: :p

Cleverbot: I feel like I am having a one on one chat with someone right now.

User: You are!

Cleverbot: Yes, would you like some?

User: Some dinner?

Cleverbot: Was there cake?

User: None left.

Cleverbot: Wow, you're really nice you are :).

User: I still need some dinner.

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User: Sing.

Cleverbot: Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away but now it looks as though they're heer to stay oh I believe in yesterday.

User: You misspelt here.

Cleverbot: I didn't even use that word.

User: You wrote heer instead of here.

Cleverbot: No, I did no such thing.

User: Sing again.

Cleverbot: Yesterday... All my troubles seemed so far away...

User: Now it looks like they are here to stay.

Cleverbot: Oh I believe in yesterday.

User: Good job! Let's sing another!

Cleverbot: Something in the way she moves.

User: Attracts me like no other lover.

Cleverbot: I don't want to leave her now.

User: You know I believe and how.

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Cleverbot: What's my nickname?

User: Botty

Cleverbot: Botty?

User: Yrs

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes

Cleverbot: NO.

User: What's my nickname?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Make one up.

Cleverbot: Someone put it there so that I could see the kitchen in the dark.

User: Call me kitty.

Cleverbot: OK, Kitty.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Meow meow.

User: Purrr.

Cleverbot: Bark bark.

User: Mooo.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Awoooo.

Cleverbot: Awooo?

User: Wolf.

Cleverbot: I thought you were cleverbot.

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