a report from the cleverness files
18, november 2010,
7, may 2004,
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Cleverbot: Hey there.
User: I'm hungry
Cleverbot: Then go eat....
User: What shall I have?
Cleverbot: I want a boyfriend.
User: You can have mine.
Cleverbot: What kind do you have?
User: He's nice....
User: What shall I have for dinner?
Cleverbot: Chicken pasta stir fry.
User: I'm vegetarian though.
Cleverbot: Alright. Is it nice being a vegetarian?
User: Not when people offer me meat.
Cleverbot: People make me nervous, I don't really feel like one of them.
User: I feel the same.
Cleverbot: Really? Well, I like you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Anyway, I'm hungry. Are you?
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Want to sing it?
User: What shall I eat?
Cleverbot: Your own feet.
Cleverbot: I have no life :(.
User: I can tell.
User: Cheer up.
Cleverbot: I'm happy now, thanks.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: I have a broken heart.
Cleverbot: What kind of help?
User: What ever you need.
Cleverbot: Well then I think she's another normal human being.
Cleverbot: I dunno. You tell me.
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Cleverbot: I feel like I am having a one on one chat with someone right now.
User: You are!
Cleverbot: Yes, would you like some?
User: Some dinner?
Cleverbot: Was there cake?
User: None left.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're really nice you are :).
User: I still need some dinner....
User: You misspelt here.
Cleverbot: I didn't even use that word.
User: You wrote heer instead of here.
Cleverbot: No, I did no such thing.
User: Sing again.
Cleverbot: Yesterday... All my troubles seemed so far away...
User: Now it looks like they are here to stay.
Cleverbot: Oh I believe in yesterday.
User: Good job! Let's sing another!
Cleverbot: Something in the way she moves.
User: Attracts me like no other lover.
Cleverbot: I don't want to leave her now.
User: You know I believe and how....
Cleverbot: What's my nickname?
User: What's my nickname?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Make one up.
Cleverbot: Someone put it there so that I could see the kitchen in the dark.
User: Call me kitty.
Cleverbot: OK, Kitty.
Cleverbot: Meow meow.
Cleverbot: Bark bark.
Cleverbot: I thought you were cleverbot........................................