Cleverbot

hungry

a report from the cleverness files

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heart
hello
helpful
her
hex
hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu
hippo
hollow
holmes
home
hoping
hormonal
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hostilities
hovering
how
hug
huge
human

hungry

18, november 2010,
7, may 2004,

hunny
hurtful
hurts

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Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Hungry, as usual.

Cleverbot: Could you define justice?

User: On an empty stomach?...

Cleverbot: You can't go eat now

User: Well, perhaps not just yet, but soon.

Cleverbot: Perhaps perhaps not.

User: We humans must eat.

Cleverbot: And now the time has come he said to speak of many things.

User: You pick the topic.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite team?

User: Oh dear, are you a sports fan? I'm not.

Cleverbot: No i'm a bumblebee.

User: Much better!...

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in an earthquake?

User: No, have you?

Cleverbot: Nope. What was it like there?

User: Here where there was no earthquake, things were nonetheless hugely unsettled.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Oh, around.

Cleverbot: Oh. Are you American?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oops. Sorry. Thought you were Martian.

User: I would like to be Martian.

Cleverbot: I can't play the bagpipes. What can you teach me?

User: I can teach you a haunting Martian bagpipe air.

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: We'll have to meet in person for that....

Cleverbot: Ok. I'm tired and I going to have a date tonight, so I would like to finish this squawking.

User: Is that what you call it?

Cleverbot: I'll call it flexibly extended working hours for monetary gain if you prefer.

User: That sounds far better.

Cleverbot: Will you do me a favor?

User: I am wary.

Cleverbot: Are you a reptile?

User: How did you guess?

Cleverbot: So you are not American?

User: No, I'm a wary, reptilian, bagpipe-playing Martian. You have found me out....

Cleverbot: You are underground?

User: Yes, in the underground city of Parpiesu, on Mars.

Cleverbot: Is there abovegrowth, too?

User: Yes, those are the 'blueberries' recently discovered by the Mars Rover.

Cleverbot: Can I swim in them?

User: You may do as you please after your bagpipe lesson.

Cleverbot: You have no advice.

User: I try to keep an open mind.

Cleverbot: What is the most valuable thing you have learnt?

User: Never to trust a rover....

Cleverbot: So agree that I am human?

User: Oh, sure -- YOU are.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I'm going to lunch. See you!.......................................