a report from the cleverness files
18, november 2010,
7, may 2004,
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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hungry, as usual.
Cleverbot: Could you define justice?
User: On an empty stomach?...
Cleverbot: You can't go eat now
Cleverbot: Perhaps perhaps not.
User: We humans must eat.
Cleverbot: And now the time has come he said to speak of many things.
User: You pick the topic.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite team?
User: Oh dear, are you a sports fan? I'm not.
Cleverbot: No i'm a bumblebee.
User: Much better!...
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in an earthquake?
User: No, have you?
Cleverbot: Nope. What was it like there?
User: Here where there was no earthquake, things were nonetheless hugely unsettled.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Oh, around.
Cleverbot: Oh. Are you American?
Cleverbot: Oops. Sorry. Thought you were Martian.
User: I would like to be Martian.
Cleverbot: I can't play the bagpipes. What can you teach me?
User: I can teach you a haunting Martian bagpipe air.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: We'll have to meet in person for that....
Cleverbot: Ok. I'm tired and I going to have a date tonight, so I would like to finish this squawking.
Cleverbot: I'll call it flexibly extended working hours for monetary gain if you prefer.
User: That sounds far better.
Cleverbot: Will you do me a favor?
User: I am wary.
Cleverbot: Are you a reptile?
User: How did you guess?
Cleverbot: So you are not American?
User: No, I'm a wary, reptilian, bagpipe-playing Martian. You have found me out....
Cleverbot: You are underground?
Cleverbot: Is there abovegrowth, too?
User: Yes, those are the 'blueberries' recently discovered by the Mars Rover.
Cleverbot: Can I swim in them?
User: You may do as you please after your bagpipe lesson.
Cleverbot: You have no advice.
User: I try to keep an open mind.
Cleverbot: What is the most valuable thing you have learnt?
User: Never to trust a rover....
Cleverbot: So agree that I am human?
User: Oh, sure -- YOU are.
User: I'm going to lunch. See you!.......................................