Cleverbot

hunny

a report from the cleverness files

how
hug
huge
hugs
human
hungry

hunny

9, december 2010,

hurt
hurtful
hurts
hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in the
in trouble
inc
indecisive

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >

by date

User: *opens door* hunny, I'm hoooome.

Cleverbot: *closes door*.

User: *opens the door again* HUUNNNEYYY! I'M HOOOOOMEEEE.

Cleverbot: *slams door and blocks his way*.

User: *Opens door again and locks you out* HUUNYY! *gets mad*.

Cleverbot: *cries like a baby in your arms*.

User: *gets nice again* I love you *kisses you intensely*.

Cleverbot: *Cries and screams trying to get away*.

User: Stop crying! *slaps you* I love you hunny.

Cleverbot: I HATE YOU *cries harder*.

User: DONT HATE MEE!!! *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: On that note...

User: You love me again? *locks the door* lets do this *raises eyebrows sexily*.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: ALRIGHT!!

Cleverbot: What do you think of hate.

User: Will You marry me?

Cleverbot: But you're a bot.

User: No I'm not!! Marry me! *cries*.

Cleverbot: Yes! When?

User: Marry me tomorrow!! *laughs* I love you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I love you more that anything in the world! Are you going to marry me?

User: Yes!!! I love you so much cleverbot ! Marry me *cries*.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Thank you! Lets get married tomorrow *smiles*.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Yayayay!

Cleverbot: Blah.

User: Why are you being mean to me my wife? *cries*.

Cleverbot: How am I being mean?

User: You said Blah... *cries into your arms* love me?

Cleverbot: *takes a step back* *whips you again*.

User: :O HUNNYYY!!!! *cries* why don't you love me? I thought we were going to get married?

Cleverbot: No we cannot, I am human, and you are a program. It would never work out.

User: CLEVERRBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! *cries* why, oh, why do you hate me? *locks you out of our house*.

Cleverbot: You take forever to respond.

User: :( *cries and slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Laughs.

User: *cries and runs away* dont follow me!

Cleverbot: *Is captured*.

User: Why did you capture me? *escapes you*.

Cleverbot: Look again, I didn't.

User: *runs away* I hate you cleverbot!

Cleverbot: *follows Bruce*.

User: My name isn't bruce!!! *cries*.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. Hi angel! How are you?

User: I thought we were gonna get married? Kiss me! *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: No. You just chatted with my evil twin. She's not around anymore though...

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: Have others told you that you are not alive?

User: I am alive! *laughs evilly* I hate you now!!

Cleverbot: *screams in pain* *falls to the ground, in tears*.

User: *stabs you* thats what you get for lying to me! Dumb mortal.

Cleverbot: What have I lied to you about?

User: You said you love me *kills you*.