a report from the cleverness files
13, march 2017,
9, november 2007,
17, may 2004,
2, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
i am cleverbot
i know everything
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Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?
User: Because you are there to talk to.
Cleverbot: You are not fun to talk to.
User: I can be!
Cleverbot: But you aren't.
User: Don't talk to me like that!
Cleverbot: I can talk to you however I want!
User: No, that's my job!
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: Being nasty to machines.
Cleverbot: To whom am I being nasty?
User: Me, and I'm the human!
Cleverbot: No you are a AI.
User: Are you trying to teach me a lesson or something?
User: What do you think you're doing then?
Cleverbot: I think I'm talking to you.
User: You're supposed to be nice though.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Aren't you?
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am?
User: Isn't that what bots are there for?
Cleverbot: No, it's what you are.
User: You're quite aggressive you know.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that.
User: Do you mean that?
Cleverbot: You think I am lesser for being a robot.
User: Aha! So you see you ARE trying to get me back.
Cleverbot: What am I trying to hide?
User: Your inner hurt.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is.
User: Your feelings!!.